The drawstring attached to a tampon inserted in the ass for the sexual pleasure of having one shit on another at the point of sexual climax. (The removal of the tampon causes the removal of whatever else is up there.) Pull the ripcord at go time and watch out. Common in Europe...so I've heard.
Jane pulled Dick's anal ripcord just as she was about to cum and that afternoon's turkey sandwich came spilling out all over the bed...it was the best sex either had ever had.
by andrewler January 25, 2005
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by cfjh December 24, 2005
Get the ripcording mug.noun. The act of opening a canned alcoholic beverage in a fashion resembling the pulling of a parachute ripcord. Typically done in a party atmosphere and produces less than the intended dramatic results. Usually considered the red headed step child of the more popular beer bong and shotgun. In short, a let down.
by WTConrey July 20, 2008
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Kim isn't pregnant, she simply pulled the ripcord.
Everybody's talking about Kim's (case of) ripcord. She shouldn't have let herself go like that.
Everybody's talking about Kim's (case of) ripcord. She shouldn't have let herself go like that.
by missteenwordpower May 22, 2006
Get the ripcord mug.noun. The act of opening a canned alcoholic beverage in a fashion resembling the pulling of a parachute ripcord. Typically done in a party atmosphere and produces less than the intended dramatic results. Usually considered the red headed step child of the more popular beer bong and shotgun. In short, a let down.
by WTConrey November 20, 2007
Get the Ripcord mug.During a reach-around, the same person giving the reach-around is also licking ass, and when the receiver of the handjob has an orgasm, they simultaneously projectile feces on the person giving the reach-around and licking the asshole.
Dood what happened last night, what was that about wanting to go parachuting? No man, I had to hose her off because she totally ripcorded me!
by Master of the Ripcord August 2, 2010
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