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a reverend feltcher

A priest that uses a straw to suck the cum out of another males anus.
A reverend feltcher (Gray used a straw to feltch off crouchy....wat a feltcher)
by Pezwiltongapa May 16, 2006
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reverend-deacon-doctor

noun: A hypocritical older man who strives for social status and respect through assuming titles that are usually undeserved. He is a fraud and a fake. This person thinks he knows everything. Usually active in the church, and very visible in the community, always seeking the limelight. This man is always chauvinistic, married, and a womanizing adulterer whoremonger. Can be a "minister" or "pastor". Very controlling and dictating. Does not like to be questioned or challenged. Maintaining the appearance of great material wealth is very important to him, regardless of his actual financial success.
The following literary references exemplify the "reverend-deacon-doctor": "Rinehart" from Ralph Ellison's Invisible Man, "Joe Starks" from Zora Neal Hurston's Their Eyes Were Watching God, "Macon Dead" from Toni Morrison's Song of Solomon. The phrase is used as a negative sarcastic title, label, or introduction: "May I now introduce the much esteemed Reverend-Deacon-Doctor _______."
by TRL October 29, 2006
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Reverend Bazza

Someone who always Preaches the right way of life, but lives life on the other side, ketamised and constantly looking for sex , anal , oral anything goes! Midget sex is often on the menu,and then the poor midgets are sacrificed in the name of Reverend Bazza. Goats are used when midgets are not in great supply.
The Reverend Bazza, She said not to go to that orgy and she goes herself...the cheeky cow!
by The lord his most highest! October 25, 2011
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Reverend's Law

A law enacted by parties on the receiving end of a poorly told story. The law states that, until quality of story is improved, the accused must either start every story with "So I was balls deep in a retarded kid's asshole..." or end it with "...penis" thus making an otherwise worthless story interesting in some degree.
"That story sucks. I'm enacting Reverend's Law."
by JustDon'tLook June 18, 2014
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reverend tim tom

lame fuck of a fuck stinky ass pedo sheepdog obsessed with sad teenage potatos. his guitar playing makes you want to reach into your soul and pull out whatever the screeching bible bitch didn't destroy.
reverend tim toms hang around the poor parts of indiana
by lilpumpkinshrimp May 8, 2020
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Reverend Father

In the world of scambaiting and the Nigerian 419 scammer who uses the "refugee camp love bait" scenario, this often refers to the leader of their mythical camp. They ask you to call reverend father to ask to speak to them, and also say to send money as the recipient being the reverend father.

It is often common courtesy to make accusations of the reverend father being a pedophile, molesting the scammer, or some other absurd creative scenario to throw at them.
"My Sweet Heart tomorrow morning Reverend Father will go to western union and get the money
Darling please remember to keep anything which am during with you secret to people because am afraid of peoples,"
(copy and pasted from an actual scam email.)
by richardhead78 December 13, 2010
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