Remington Model 700

A bolt action rifle, available in many calibers, it is said to be the most accurate "out of the box" of any manufacturer. It is used primarily as a hunting firearm. The US Military also uses it as the basis for their M24 Sniper's Weapon System (SWS) in 7.62x51mm NATO caliber.

I know I would've bagged that deer had I been using a Remington Model 700 instead of this sub-par Winchester.

by Teddy July 12, 2005

remington bales

a girl who is in love woth the Lord, hates school with a passion, and is loved by many. she is a sweet and a genuinely nice person.

Remington Bales is so trustworthy, i feel like i can tell her anything

by hotbox456 March 12, 2017

Remington M870

The remingtion M870 is the best way to get somebody off your lawn, or liberate a town's oil, or both at the same time. With 8 shots, you can liberate so much oil and get so many hooligans off your lawn, pump action so you can blast them at

Get the fuck off my lawn or I'll show you my Remington M870's barrel!

by shotgun man December 7, 2020

Remington Raider

Derived from a "Remington" typewriter, this sarcastic nickname is given to someone in the armed forces such as an administrative clerk or poge who sits behind a desk.

Infantryman 1: "Them fucking Remington raiders think they're the fucking shit!"

Infantryman 2: "Yeah, all them tired motherfuckers do all day is sit on their nuts and type up fucking paperwork."

by Troupe426 November 27, 2011

Remington

a member of society who appears hardened by war, but once you get him to crack a joke he is an open and gentle guy. Typically likes working with his hands and loves being there to make other people happy and feel special. May have moments of insanity, but those are few and far between. Loves being there for anyone and everyone he can be.

"Remington will watch the kids while we finish the grocery shopping"

by SCSBDancerG February 3, 2010

Remington 870

1. The best gun out there
2. 175% better than Benelli and Beretta.
3. 870 uses wd-40, Beretta uses olive oil
4. Most reliable gun ever unlike the Beretta or Benelli

I have the greatest gun ever, Remington 870

by pro_turkey_slayer November 10, 2013

The Cody Remington

A hair cut that is prevailent amongst middle aged math teachers, and closely resembles both a fallace and a butt at the same time. This due to its shaping and part.

My last three math teachers have sported The Cody Remington. Man is that a stupid hair cut

by Butch Friday October 25, 2004