can a camel beat four midgets in a relay race

It basically means "obviously". Similar to the phrase "Does a bear shit in the woods" or "Is the Pope Catholic" or "Is Snakes on a Plane the best movie ever"

If this definition is unclear, see Man vs. Beast 2 on the Fox Network.

"Hey Carl, are you going to that party tonight?" Carl: "Can a camel beat four midgets in a relay race?"

by Max Casella May 2, 2006

brain relay

The act, nay the art form, of pressing one's bare testicles against those of another man. Often performed whilst inebriated.

Oi John, fancy a brain relay?

by Brian R. Elay December 15, 2008

relazing

relaxing while being lazy

when I dont want to do anything I spend my days relazing in my hammock.

by a.random.persona June 19, 2010

relaxy taxi

A deliberate decision to chill. A symbolic journey in a livery vehicle of relaxation.

Easy, easy, stop acting all geeked up. What you need is a ride in the relaxy taxi.

by Kwandell Peckerwood August 4, 2010

Relayaison

When you have sex with an ex partner. an amalgamation of Liaison, Lay, Relationship/repeat.

I am having a ReLayAison with my ex from ten years ago tonight.

by amanintheclouds October 24, 2012

relay

The opposite of delay. Where an event or incident is set to happen before it's official date.

Spider-Man: No-Way Home got relayed to December 16th instead of December 17th

by luffyafk1 April 11, 2022

Penn Relay

Skipping school; started by a group of track runners at a high school as a fake event during school hours so that they could skip

Person 1: Did you hear Danielle is running the Penn Relay?

Person 2: Yea, she rubbed it in my face all day.

by Nadnerb7 April 21, 2010