Primary usage: when inanimate objects seem to be fucking with through basic vegetative noncooperation, usually when you are already in a bad mood, late or drunk.
"My condom is giving me some IR"
"My shirt gave me some major inanimate resistance this morning, wouldn't get off the hanger."
"My shirt gave me some major inanimate resistance this morning, wouldn't get off the hanger."
by Kurrupt1976 June 17, 2009
Get the Inanimate Resistance mug.An individual cursed by a blind obsession with the fictional character Rei Ayanami from the 1995 anime Neon Genesis Evangelion. The individual is unable to think clearly in this state of ''reitardedness'', and all thoughts and feelings that inhabit them will, in the end, be tangentially related to or associated with Rei Ayanami. There is no known cure.
''Wow, Rei will surely win the Shinjibowl in 3+1!''
''Kevin, you reitard. Asuka has an objectively better chance of getting with Shinji, and the whole thematic structure of the show is more inclined to lean towards a possible relationship between Shinji and Asuka as well. But who knows, maybe Anno will grant your wish?
''Kevin, you reitard. Asuka has an objectively better chance of getting with Shinji, and the whole thematic structure of the show is more inclined to lean towards a possible relationship between Shinji and Asuka as well. But who knows, maybe Anno will grant your wish?
by Ritsuko Akagi March 2, 2019
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Keep your resistance level at 100%. If at any time you sing or dance along with any movies, your level drops. DON'T LET IT GET TO 0%!
KNDG1: What are you watching?
Katrina: Disney "try not to sing" challenge. Why?
KNDG1: RESISTANCE IS KEY!!!
Katrina: Disney "try not to sing" challenge. Why?
KNDG1: RESISTANCE IS KEY!!!
by I don't say "bleh bleh-bleh"! September 26, 2019
Get the Resistance is key! mug.A sci-fi game created by Insomniac Games to capture the audience and promote the fact that games can be perfect- and they have done it.
Resistance 2 is the sequel to Resistance: Fall of Man. both are Sony Playstation 3 exclusives.
Since R:FOM was already perfect, and then Resistance 2 was better, the laws currently applied to the universe are being shattered.
you want your mind blown, play Resistance
Resistance 2 is the sequel to Resistance: Fall of Man. both are Sony Playstation 3 exclusives.
Since R:FOM was already perfect, and then Resistance 2 was better, the laws currently applied to the universe are being shattered.
you want your mind blown, play Resistance
Up to 60 players can play in one game, with crap connections, and experiance no lag at all.
This game has massive levels with gratuitous amounts of activity going on at once, with minimal loading times and no lag at all.
Hey Lets go play Resistance 2 !
This game has massive levels with gratuitous amounts of activity going on at once, with minimal loading times and no lag at all.
Hey Lets go play Resistance 2 !
by Liefx (thats also my PSN name, January 29, 2009
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Get the reita mug.The underground group formed by 3 of the 4 main characters (Kenny is already dead by this point) in the movie South Park, Bigger, Longer, and Un-cut to save Terrance and Phillip from their schedualed execution during the U.S.O. show.
by Dan84032 June 21, 2006
Get the la resistance mug.A video game for the Sega Mega Drive (Genesis) released in early 1995. Was ignored by the main stream and is now a "cult classic". IMO, Ristar is an AWESOME game that deserves more attention than it got back in the middle 90s! Well... get ready for a review...
Story (the Japanese and English stories together):
You are Ristar, son to Mother Ouruto (who owns a whole nebula, lucky fella!) and the "legendary hero" who has saved the universe multiple times. One day, a space pirate decides to take over the Valdi Solar System. He corrupts the 6 planet presidents, enslaves the planet inhabitants, and even captures Ristar's dad! So Ouruto sends out her son to alone free the 6 planets and defeat Greedy. Game Over in this game means the end of the universe... Can you do it?
Graphics 'n' Music:
The graphics are some of the best the Mega Drive (Genesis) can offer (but it's nothing compared to the 128-bit consoles). Detailed backgrounds, well animated sprites... pure eyecandy!
The music is awesome-rific too! *hums to the theme of Freon, the ice planet* The music composer did his job well...
Gameplay:
Now for the part that actually MAKES the game. Ristar walks around and jumps whenever you press A or C. But don't even TRY to jump on the enemies! Instead, whenever you press B, Ristar will stretch out his arms and pull them in again. You can press the D-pad upwards or diagonally upwards while pressing B to make him grab in other directions. Grab an enemy and when you let go off B, you'll pull yourself aganist it and headbutt it, turning it to a helpless round black thing. You can also climb ladders and monkey bars, grab stuff and throw it, climb ladderless walls with repeatedly grabbing diagonally, and even grab a round handle, swinging around faster... and faster... and faster and faster andfasterandfasterand... well, I won't spoil anything... but in the middle of each planet, you'll face a miniboss, and after a planet, you'll face a boss. Trust me, it's super fun!
Flaws:
No masterpiece without flaws. The biggest flaw is that this game is too easy after mastering it! (Well, some of the hidden bonus level are pains in the rear end...) You also need a paper and pen to beat the fire planet mini boss. You'll see why when you get there...
Bottom Line:
Buy it on eBay, rent it, borrow it, emulate it, buy Sonic Mega Collection and unlock it, do WHATEVER it takes to get your hands on this masterpiece! Thank you for listening. *cough*
Story (the Japanese and English stories together):
You are Ristar, son to Mother Ouruto (who owns a whole nebula, lucky fella!) and the "legendary hero" who has saved the universe multiple times. One day, a space pirate decides to take over the Valdi Solar System. He corrupts the 6 planet presidents, enslaves the planet inhabitants, and even captures Ristar's dad! So Ouruto sends out her son to alone free the 6 planets and defeat Greedy. Game Over in this game means the end of the universe... Can you do it?
Graphics 'n' Music:
The graphics are some of the best the Mega Drive (Genesis) can offer (but it's nothing compared to the 128-bit consoles). Detailed backgrounds, well animated sprites... pure eyecandy!
The music is awesome-rific too! *hums to the theme of Freon, the ice planet* The music composer did his job well...
Gameplay:
Now for the part that actually MAKES the game. Ristar walks around and jumps whenever you press A or C. But don't even TRY to jump on the enemies! Instead, whenever you press B, Ristar will stretch out his arms and pull them in again. You can press the D-pad upwards or diagonally upwards while pressing B to make him grab in other directions. Grab an enemy and when you let go off B, you'll pull yourself aganist it and headbutt it, turning it to a helpless round black thing. You can also climb ladders and monkey bars, grab stuff and throw it, climb ladderless walls with repeatedly grabbing diagonally, and even grab a round handle, swinging around faster... and faster... and faster and faster andfasterandfasterand... well, I won't spoil anything... but in the middle of each planet, you'll face a miniboss, and after a planet, you'll face a boss. Trust me, it's super fun!
Flaws:
No masterpiece without flaws. The biggest flaw is that this game is too easy after mastering it! (Well, some of the hidden bonus level are pains in the rear end...) You also need a paper and pen to beat the fire planet mini boss. You'll see why when you get there...
Bottom Line:
Buy it on eBay, rent it, borrow it, emulate it, buy Sonic Mega Collection and unlock it, do WHATEVER it takes to get your hands on this masterpiece! Thank you for listening. *cough*
Wooooosh-woooosh-wooosh-woosh-wosh-woshwoshwoshwoshBZAAAAAAP!
by Fizzard the Mole September 13, 2005
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