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Reeta

A Reeta is a very sensitive person. They are so kind, yet treated like trash. They try their best and are very creative. The will never cheat and love long hugs. They try to hide the fact they are hurt, by laughing at the mean comments they receive. They get called Reeta the Retard an Reeeeeeeeeeeta. You should definitely love a Reeta. There name also means pearl.
"Look they're goes Reeta! Shes such a pearl! I wanna be with her!"
by xXcrusty_dustydinoXx November 18, 2019
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Rectal defilade

The state or condition of having something up your ass. Most often used in reference to the location of a stupid person's head.

Origins: The term "defilade" is used in military tactics to refer to a position where natural surroundings protect units, vehicles or equipment from enemy fire.
Sgt. Slaughter: "Private Pile might be the stupidest person in this company. His head is so far in rectal defilade that he can see his own teeth."
by The Afterworld Cafe June 23, 2009
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rectal computer

A computer that is medically shoved into your anal cavity. Often obtains viruses, and sometimes itches.
Woah, Tom got a new rectal computer!
by Water Washington April 14, 2014
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rectastrophe

A rectal catastrophe of sorts....includes and not limited to 1 man 1 glass sort of disasters..you get the picture...your asshole will never be the same after a rectastrophe
Guy 1: Hey my friend gonna try shoving a beehive up his ass,,
Guy 2: Sounds like its gonna end in a rectastrophe
by Curious Asslicker June 28, 2015
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Rectal Coyote

Noun. A person who conceals contraband in his/her/their/y'all people's anal cavity.

Verb. The act of concealing contraband in the anal cavity.
Ex. 1

C-Dogg: My girl came through with a burner phone, two bindles of black, and zip of white. We need to find someone who can get that shit onto the yard!

Peanut Head: Don't trip rogue. Wes Watson is available to hoop that shit.

C-Dogg: You sure? Between all his paperwork and steroids, are you sure there's enough room up in there?

Peanut Head: It's all good. He's a Rectal Coyote!

Ex. 2

Demetrius approaches DaJuan. He glances around to see if anyone is eavesdropping.

Demetrius: Psst. The Down Low meeting is tonight! You be bringing the Crisco and the man wipes. Keep it on the DL!

DaJuan rubs his hands together and smiles.

DaJuan: Word. And I'll be Rectal Coyoting that shit playa!

Demetrius: And it might be more like Coyote Ugly when it comes out.
by ZXY&ABC October 28, 2022
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rectal drip

the semen that leaks out of ones ass after anal sex
man, after i blew my load in her ass she had some serious rectal drip!!!
by california uber allies March 20, 2010
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cranial rectal inversion

"Are you really that stupid? You must be suffering from a cranial rectal inversion. What a dumb-ass."
by BRAUCHWURST April 19, 2003
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