rectalhat

A hat for you rectum

Timmy hat a rectalhat so he wouldn't get raped

by Hehshdbrbhendbebsbd July 7, 2016

Rectalingus

The practice of sticking one's tongue deep inside the rectum and absorbing the flavors of the rectal walls.

"My wife tingled with pleasure as I employed the act of rectalingus, slavering her bumbular insides with my capacious tongue."

by Loggus September 28, 2018

RectalRaceHorse

A Born Loser at life, will never succeed and admits to being an idiot.

A moron on ifunny, RectalRaceHorse

by Zethereal January 23, 2021

Rectaltarian

The type of person who tries to enforce rules on everyone around them including the ones they create in their own head

That cop failed as a hall monitor now he is a major rectaltarian.

by Mr Vern March 2, 2021

Rectalatorian

A name given to an sophisticated asshole of a person

The country club was filled with rectalatorian uplifted noses.

by Rychus Bear September 30, 2025

Hyper-rectalcranialitus

A fancy term for constantly having your head up your ass.

Used to describe certain groups of people who dial 911 for no reason with a BS medical complaint.

Patient: "Hello,911? Yes I think I'm having a stroke, I think I've had it for a month!"

EMT: "No sir, you have Hyper-rectalcranialitus. It's a pretty severe condition that you may need to get looked at. For removal of the cranium from rectum, it may require surgery."

YO HEADS UP YO ASS.

by Cletus Filibuster September 6, 2016

Ruth Rectalrape

When a girl named ruth assaults your anus unconsensually.

Merick just held him down for a Ruth rectalrape

by TheLordOV August 27, 2023