A Russian retreat

As you pull out you have to light her pubes on fire

i pulled a russian retreat

by dat clever boi February 1, 2018

go on a retreat

a term used by kids at catholic high schools when others are being assholes. the main retreat is Kairos. Unlike public school kids.

Jim: Fuck everybody!

Jenn: What's wrong?

Jim: I'm stressed and pissed:

Ryan: (whispers) hey adam.

Adam:what?

Ryan: he need to go on a retreat.

Adam: Hell yes, especially Kairos

by all-knight-long-2012 January 1, 2011

Retreat

The act of pulling out AFTER ejaculating during unprotected sex.

The premature ejaculator beat a hasty retreat.

by Curious Nihilist February 26, 2011

Couples Retreat

Couples Retreat is a 2009 comedy film directed by Peter Billingsley and written by Jon Favreau, Vince Vaughn and Dana Fox. Vaughn and Favreau star with Faizon Love, Jason Bateman, Kristin Davis, Kristen Bell, Malin Akerman and Jean Reno. The film is rated PG-13 for sexual content and language. It was released on October 9, 2009.

Def watch Couples retreat

by alybaba October 15, 2009

FORCE/RETREAT/REPEAT

The method of wearing down a girl's resistance by going as far as she is willing to go sexually, then retreating to a submissive state for a moment, and repeating the process, each time gradually going further until she consents to sexual intercourse.

She was hesitant to my sexual advances, but after gradually breaking her down using the FORCE/RETREAT/REPEAT method she consented.

by Emperor Lucifer Caligula April 12, 2014

school retreat

Something that Catholic schools view as a fun activity but half of it is just boring as crap. You have to attend mass and confession, which can be considered to be a really good time to sleep. The upside though is you get to do a bunch of stuff that's fun.

Kyle: Dude, how was the school retreat yesterday?
Chris: Oh, it was boring. I slept the entire time at confession.

by The Real Driller September 19, 2022

tactical retreat

the feeling of your gonads, whatever they may be, trying to crawl up into your body upon witnessing cringe.

1: Did you see the Colleen Ballinger ukulele apology video?

2: Yeah. The tactical retreat I experienced was so bad that I'm not sure I'm going to be able to have kids in the future.

by rakkutime July 2, 2023