Immaculate Reception

Is when you poop and you go to wipe your butt but the toilet paper comes back clean on your first wipe.

It's a good thing I had an immaculate reception because there was only three squares left on the roll.

by Kiloh Jonson December 31, 2008

male receptionist

A man who is comfortable enough to work a job role stereotyped to be a woman's.

"It's great to have a male receptionist working with us, as it brings diversity and modernism"

by Riley Lissandra January 12, 2016

receptionised

VB to get shelved by a receptionist or "gate keeper" of a large company even when your enquiry is valid and useful,

I got receptionised by the big corp. on the other side of town, even though i knew the new product they brought out breaks many many laws.
I cant believe that company receptionised me!!!

by funkysk8er September 22, 2009

receptionitis

A severe, and often fatal, swelling of the brain common in receptionists, secretaries, administrative assistants, and any others who typically fill their days with mindless busywork and talking to semi-neanderthalic people.

"Dear me, my receptionitis seems to be having a rather severe--" -brain hemmorage-

by pikachizzle November 30, 2011

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by Dmak98 September 22, 2022

Welcum Reception

When you haven’t seen your significant other in a long time so you wait for him/her with open arms and your cock flopping around in the wind waiting to release the build up of splooge all over their face or tits.

Tyrant: I hate the fact that my girlfriend lives on campuss cause I never bang and always have to wack my lil pecker.

Big Easy: when she cums home you should throw her a nice welcum reception and shower her with tiny little pearly white gifts!

by Uncle Gary's Potato Farm August 23, 2019

reception

Pronunciation: ri-'sep-sh&n

Function: noun

Etymology: Middle English recepcion, from Anglo-French or Latin; Anglo-French reception, from Latin reception-, receptio, from recipere

1 : the act or action or an instance of receiving : as a : RECEIPT <the reception and distribution of funds> b : ADMISSION <reception into the church> c : RESPONSE, REACTION <the play met with a mixed reception> d : the receiving of a radio or television broadcast e : the catching of a forward pass by a receiver

2 : a social gathering often for the purpose of extending a formal welcome

my tv gets a good reception even during the t-storms.

by Leif a August 8, 2006