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Ranger

Damn them little Rangers are tough buggers!
by Supa Cab! January 31, 2005
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rangers

a scottish team who prefer to be called a british team truly proud of the union and proud to fly the union flag in their own country but are called bigots because of this
go to a rangers game and hear god save the queen/rule brittania sung by scots, northern irish,and english rangers fans go to parkhead to hear if youve killed a british soldier clap your hands and other pro i r a drivel and see the tricolour flown in place of the union flag oh and dontwear a poppy around remembrance day or you will be lynched
by wingate wek February 10, 2008
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rangers

The quintessential English club playing in Scotland, probably best known for its moronic support who hate all things Catholic and, for some strange reason, Irish. The supporters also appear fixated by paedophilia, probably due to the actions of a previous first team player. First club in the history of European football to be fined for sectarian behaviour, its supporters have been banned from travelling within the UK due to past troubles. Struggled in recent years due to financial difficulties, it is now very much an also ran in the competition for prizes.
"This has to be said about Rangers…as a Scottish Football club they are a permanent embarrassment and an occasional disgrace. This country would be a better place if Rangers did not exist". - Ian Archer (journalist 1970s)
by WilliamBoyne July 17, 2007
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rangers

A dance group from southern california. They blow minds with real jerk dances and sweet moves. They put lots of badass videos out on youtube. They were gone but now they back.
by yuhhhhhh23 July 27, 2009
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rangers

One of the most successful football teams in existence. Started in 1872. Since there beginning they have won
The club is home to an all-seated 51,082-capacity Ibrox Stadium in south-west Glasgow, has been accredited as one of UEFA's five-star stadia.

Rangers have a big rivalry with Celtic which they have more victories over their rivals
Rangers F.C. - 148 Wins
Draws - 92
Celtic F.C. - 134 Wins

Rangers have acheived many records and cups:
The trophy room consists of at least 198 trophies which includes a world record of
51 league titles. 9 in a row 31 scottish cup titles and 24 league cup titles.

Record home attendance: 118,567 vs Celtic, January 1939

Record victory: 13-0 vs Possilpark, Scottish Cup, October 1877
Record appearances: John Greig, 755, 1960-1978
Record league appearances: Sandy Archibald, 513, 1917-1934
Record European competition appearances: Barry Ferguson, 65
Record goalscorer: Ally McCoist, 355 goals, 1983-1998
Shutout record: Chris Woods, 1196 minutes, 1986/87 (British record)
celtic fan: 'we won the last title'
rangers fan: ' we won 51 of them'
celtic fan: 'weve won less old firm matches'
rangers fan: 'big jock knew'
by rangers1872 August 5, 2007
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Ranger

One badass muthafucka who will kill yo ass if you agress him. 4 times as powerful as his strongest friend and is addicted to seeing blood spill. He is a trained fighter and specializes in Jiu- Jitsu, Brazzilian Jiu- jitsu, and Val Tudo. He is very atractive and gets pussy twice a week. He also has a very large cock.
Girl 1: Oh, its Ranger!

Guy1: HOLY SHIT!
by hargablar August 5, 2011
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Ranger

A specially-trained elite special operations component of the US Army. Rangers are not just Army; they also consist of foreign military personnel and other US military personnel who have passed Ranger school; these men and women who do not continue to serve in the Rangers but have passed Ranger school are known as "Ranger-qualified," basically meaning they completed Ranger Boot Camp. Ranger training is a 9-10 week training program for becoming Ranger-qualified, and personnel who become Ranger-qualified may then continue their training in a wide variety of fields; a "fully-trained" Ranger can have up to, and in some cases more than, three years of training and will be fully-versed in urban combat, mountaineering, combat first-aid, sniping/marksmanship, data mining, combat engineering (fancy talk for demolitions), hand-to-hand combat, knife-based combat (including throwing blades), civil pacification, jungle warfare, survival-and-evasion, artillery operation, pathfinding...the list goes on.

It should be mentioned that SERE (Survival, Evasion, Resistance, Escape) training is often an integral part of a Ranger bound for dedicated combat duties...and it should also be mentioned that the training methods, which teaches participants how to resist interrogation in captivity...are classified. You can probably guess why.
Ranger: I finished all my training finally.

How many ways can you kill a man by now?

Ranger: With which finger?

Uh, pinky.

Ranger: 67 with my pinky alone.

So Chuck Norris has been dethroned?

Ranger: Chuck Norris was dethroned the moment the first Ranger Tab was pinned on a guy's sleeve.
by Creed of Heresy August 27, 2010
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