San Ramon Valley High School 

One of the two high schools in Danville, CA. It is the "less" rich school in Danville. It is true, but the fact is that both schools are incredibly rich. Most of the students are stoners who will smoke weed or go to parties on the weekend and will post on Facebook how drunk or stoned they got. There is also a large case if wankster in SRVHS; any kid that sags their jeans, listens to rap, and is friends with one of the few black kids thinks of themselves as black. This is a problem that continues to spread. The teachers are either extremely great or extremely bad. The majority of students at the school are way too spoiled for who they are; literally less than an eighth of each graduating class goes to an actual college while the rest all go to DVC. The smart students are some of the smartest out of everyone even though people think otherwise. The sports at SRVHS that are great include: football, cross country and track, soccer, and lacrosse. Many people at the school are fake; almost none of them show who they truly are and those that do aren't usually "popular", and half the people don't even know who the popular people. The girls that think they are hot are usually anorexic. There are in fact hot girls at SRVHS that don't try to overdo themselves. Many people try to say otherwise because they say people at SRVHS are rich enough to make themselves look whatever like they want, when this is usually opposite of the truth. Most of the students listen to crappy pop music because it's the "in" thing to do. SRVHS also always dominates it's rival, Monte Vista, at everything. Monte Vista is truly the rich kids school, while you could call SRVHS the "poor man's rich kids school" if that makes any sense. Overall, SRVHS is a great school that could be better if the students were real. People may say that the school sucks because it's in a wealthy area, but it is a great school, mainly from the wealth, just like with Monte Vista but more so there.

"Hey man, I'm so cool gangster. I listen to 50 Cent and Lil Wayne"

"No you're not. You go to San RAmon VAlley High School."

San Ramon Valley High School by tmlman March 21, 2009

San Ramon 

Typical suburbian town.... hot girls hot guys... teenagers who think they are ghetto but they are not. Typical well off city, parks everywhere you look and little kids with their moms (hot moms by the way) on the sidewalks. Has the best 4th of July celebration in Northern California. 30 mins from San Fransisco, 20 from Oakland, 4 hours from Tahoe and 1 hour from Santa Cruz

think oc meets pleasantville

San Ramon by Your Mom November 2, 2004

San Ramon Valley High 

There is no real cafeteria so underclassmen run around hoping birds won't shit on them. Many girls don't wear the same outfit once and have new drama every fucking day. The girl's drama always involves a guy. While the hardcore raider fans aka ghetto kids drive nice cars to school but act like they are from compton. The guys think they are hot shit if they get wasted every weekend and most the kids at school drive nicer cars than the teachers. A SRV student's weekend consists of looking for a place to get drunk than ending up at inn n out. Most kids at the school are either stupid or smart.

Girl 1: Ashley totally hooked up with Jason at the party last night!!
Girl 2: What a bitch!!
Raider guy 1: I am going to key that bitch's escalade!!
Raider Guy 2: Yea lets fuck that shit up!

San Ramon Valley High by student January 26, 2005

San Ramon 

Moderate to largely populated city located in the east bay of northern California (aprx. 30 miles away from San Francisco). Crime level is extremely low, which in turn leads the popo to become bored out of their asses. They seriously do nothing but hide their badges in the shadows and wait for teenagers driving by and bust them for driving 5 miles over the legal speed limit.

California High School is located within the city limits. The only truly awesome teacher is weights teacher Linda. Linda kicks more ass than a toilet with boots. The principal sometimes enjoys coming out at nightime and feeding on the tears of small children.

Two raging epidemics have plagued the streets, shops, schools, and homes of San Ramon. They are the growing numbers of emo/scene kids and wiggers. Wiggers are white males who are struggling with a mental disorder that leads them to listen to rap, wear clothes too fucking many sizes bigger than needed, buy expensive fubu, and believe they are straight from the streets. Emo/scene kids are typically males that produce the excuse that they are "in touch" with their feelings in attempt to cover up the fact that they are truly a pussy to the limit. They normally wear tight girl pants, which leads us to believe they have no hint of male genitalia.

Most teenagers living in San Ramon complain too much that there is nothing to do and it's "hella" boring. There are actually more than enough ways and things to do that are fun in the big SR. The fast food restaraunt In-N-Out is located off of Crow Canyon as well.

House prices are dramatically increasing as well due to the popularity of "outsiders" moving into San Ramon. There are way too many fucking people in San Ramon now!! There use to be many rolling hills, now all there are is the many suburban communities designed so that all the houses are identical and cramped with no originality.

Otherwise, San Ramon is a pretty awesome place to live

Oh don't go to San Ramon! I hear that the wiggers will give you dirty looks with their mean-ass gangsta faces if you chuckle at them.

San Ramon by J-winkz November 25, 2006

serenity ramon

a sock whore who has manz but still decides to hoe around (yikes) but she still cute tho

damn you see serenity ramon? she’s homeless now

serenity ramon by serenitysfan February 22, 2019

San Ramon 

San Ramon, CA is a small suburb in the eastern part of the bay area. Once a white, working class community, San Ramon is now becoming quite affluent with $1,000,000+ housing developments dominating the once rural landscape.

These new sections of San Ramon are populated mostly by Asian immigrants and their families. They usually move to San Ramon after living in San Jose, Fremont, or some other industrial part of the South Bay Area. These immigrant parents move out of these areas for the same reasons the white populations did in the 1970s.

Many of the children of these immigrants, being raised in the South Bay, have taken on the mannerisms and culture of the areas in which the once lived. Interestingly, the boys tend to think they are black, and behave in the traditional, suburban "wigger" style. They listen to loud hip hop in their even louder, "customized" Honda coupes. For the most part, these people are laughed at by the rest of the population who hope they grow out of it.

Unlike the boys, the girls seem more likely to realize that they are not black. Some however, think they are Hispanic and wear the garish makeup, clothes, and hair styles often found in the less affluent Mexican neighborhoods in San Jose.

Q: "Wat's that far away town all the Asians are moving to?"
A: "San Ramon"

San Ramon by BoBOlee April 25, 2008

san ramon 

Relativley small bedroom community, concisting of mostly ghetto "wannabe" asians and foul smelling hendies, as well as clueless, isolated, whining, mall girls. There is a cop around every perfectly landscaped corner, making sure you come to a complete stop. If your looking for something to do, you can go to the various country clubs or movie theaters, but if you want to shop, you'd have to drive 10 minutes to any neighboring mall town. But don't worry, you probably wont live here anytime soon. House prices average at $700,000 and rising.

rich, isolated from the world, safe-happy town.

san ramon by socialist315 - aim sn June 17, 2005