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rathoused

Above and beyond ratfaced: To drink copious amounts of hard alcohol in a short period of time, subsequently resulting in a drunk individual who is either completely incapacitated or incoherent.
We're over at Leo's funnelling Grey Goose and cranberry, getting rathoused, beeotch!
by Ara Z May 28, 2006
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jailhouse jim

A person who likes to have anal sex with girls.
-DUDE, did he fuck her?
--No bro he jailhouse jimmed her.
by jimmycrackcornnnnn May 15, 2010
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Jailhouse Burrito

a disgusting concoction mistaken for food in the prison system.

the jailhouse burrito is completely unrelated to an actual burrito, and contains none of the same ingredients; one is to assume it is named for appearance.

to make a jailhouse burrito, 2 - 3 bags of doritos are crushed and mixed together in one bag with a chopped up slim jim and a sauce to alter flavour (ketchup, mustard, hot sauce, soap, potato vodka, etc.). a small ammount of water is added (about 1/4 the bag), and it is sealed up and allowed to sit.

after a while, the water causes the crushed-up doritos to expand, encompassing the other ingredients and holding them static in the loaf (burrito).

the bag is cut away with a shiv, revealing a dorito-bag-shaped, salty dorito-based loaf with a similar appearance to a large wet burrito.

it is truly sickening, and can cause diarrhoea in a stomach that is not accustomed to the atrocious food eaten by prisoners.

not recommended to be tried by free humans.

or animals.

(this is a real recipe)
Tank sold Toofless-J to Hector for one of them bad ass jailhouse burritos he's always makin'.
by Wild Drunken Bill August 13, 2008
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Jailhouse Gay

In an isolated environment, such as jail or a submarine crew, sexual orientation is disregarded for sexual practicality with three components relevant to incarceration:

1The Control freak,1 rapes,1 to terrify, humiliate, and thus own,2. Like ritual sexual domination in hazing,4 or in punishing a weak link, neither sexual segregation nor orientation determine these acts. When brutal humiliation and maximal terror is the tactic, violence is the payoff, not straight or gay orgasm. A car battery and alligator clamps suit the purpose just a well, though at a remove.

2 A vulnerable party may submit to sexual acts in order to gain protection or favors in a power imbalance that's additionally destructive. (See also the origin of faggot,3.) The victim may be aroused due to stimulation of the prostate, but this is physical rather than consensual. Victims ignorant of this factor may commit suicide from shame. Alternately, grown familiar with the trade, or their self loathing, they continue it on the outside, like Kasper Gutman's gunsel,1+2 in the The Maltese Falcon.

3 A rare close friendship may lead to sexual intimacy between inmates (or team members) contrary to sexual orientation, especially if their capacity for expressing emotion is limited to anger or sex. See the movie Midnight Express (or the book, which is not censored).
1 Every god-damned night, they beat me, then take turns. But I don't turn out,3, not even jailhouse gay.

2 After the presents and stuff he got too friendly. I told him to back off. He knocked me down. "Suck it pussy boy,2 or you die," and afterwards, "I like you try an' fight me 'cause the best bitches be only jailhouse gay."

3 I told him "No, man, I love you, and I respect you. Way too much to do stuff, even just jailhouse gay."
by 24601 January 3, 2008
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Jailhouse C-section

When a large inmate from state prison tears his victim a new hole with his enormous penis, but the victim manages to get the hole stitched up with surgery. Credit for this definition go to NovaWar from LAGTV
Big Bubba hulked over his roomate and told him "Imma give you a jailhouse C-section, com'here boi!
by Mr. Jurrrezzi November 3, 2012
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roflhouse

A roflhouse is mainly a large house situated in North Colombia. This special house accommodates all people which like to laugh continuously for no reason. 3 Parties are celebrated each year which all members and persons attending, should have a section of the house called "roflarea" which can be used to rofl around as much as you like until you are totally relaxed. A roflhouse is an important house which all regions and nation should have.

A roflhouse is also called by many people as stress relieve house.
John : Hey dude where should we go tonight ? I would like to laugh alot !

Martin : Why don't we go to the roflhouse ? We should have plenty of rofls there :D

John : Ok so let's begin rofl training right now :D
by Devil from Malta August 8, 2009
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Jailhouse C-section

""I'm about to give you a jailhouse c-section."
And you are instantly terrified."
-Novawar
by TheBestKindOfFig November 3, 2012
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