Railgun

A small hand carried paintball gun.

He sent out goons to shoot my whip with Railguns.

by FLYGOD106 May 4, 2020

Railgun

THERE IS ONE! THERE'S A RAILGUN! THAT SHIT IS TIGHT! GO LOOK IT UP NOW!

Hym "Holy shit! I was just talking about that! There's an actual railgun! Good job humanity! I was just talking about that too. Thanks YouTube algorithm!"

Iam *Snort* "Huh!? Wha.. what going on? You're still awake?"

Hym "Look at this shit! It's an actual railgun!"

Iam "Dude we have to work later..."

Hym "Don't be a spoiled sport! Driving around in our run down piece of shit car in complete silence because our phone is too shitty to listen to YouTube and work at the same time is lame. Railgun are tight!"

Iam "YOU'RE AN ACTUAL CHILD! We're going to get evicted in like 5 days!"

Hym "Well, I guess you should listen to your 'heroes' and suck less you piece of shit."

Iam "............."

Hym "Welp... Alright. I'm going to sleep. Check out that railgun. That shit is awesome."

Iam *sigh* ".........."

by Hym Iam May 5, 2022

Michigan railgun

When two partners proceed to have intercorse in the state of Michigan. The female inserts a dead roadkill inside of the males Anus while he proceeds to masterbate.

Guy: starts masterbating
Guy: what the fuck is that smell
Girl: it’s the dead rabbit I shoved in your ass
Guy: *faps harder to Michigan railgun*

by Pussycrunch69 September 26, 2022

anal railgun

The result of entering an MRI machine with a metal butt plug inserted. A perfect anal railgun launches out of the subject's anus at near terminal velocity. Internal/reverse launches, also known as "misfires", usually result in explosive death or in some cases, extreme pleasure.

"I was just starting Mr. Sawatzky's MRI when he started screaming and launched an anal railgun across the room that embedded itself in the concrete wall!"

"That's crazy! I'm glad all mine are silicone..Did he survive?"
"N....wait what?"

by DMeaner February 20, 2024