double-alaskan-semi-cockadoodle-doo-rainstorm

The extreme & bizarre sexual act, where your girlfriend takes a good mouthful, and implodes, spraying semen-like dandruff everywhere. She then pulls on her nipples, and ties a noose and your neck with them, virtually hanging you. She them pulls her legs around your neck, reviving you. She then wrenches her thighs back, exploding pubic hair up your nostril. She then leans back and ends the whole thing off by making a limmerick about Amanda Vanstone and a giant lemon. If you haven't reached some form of orgasm by now, you're impotent.

"Jesus-pleesus!"
"Yeah, that's what they all say."

by Alex Quantashassle June 1, 2005

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Put it in god's radiator

The act of putting ones hands into his pants and around his testicles for warmth

Bob: "It's so cold, I wish I could warm my hands"
Steve: "Just put it in god's radiator"

by bigboigetbigmoney November 19, 2010

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Radiator Hose

A large curved knob typical of Ogre sized men. Their cocks tend to sway back and forth in a pendulum style motion while playing sports, particularly basketball, and end up scoring on their opponents basket while in the process of double dribbling.

Hey Orge! Why don't you get that radiator hose out of your hand and get help Head and I?

by Michael Moynihan October 23, 2012

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