quasimoto sex

sex with your hunched over making you look like the hunchback of notre dame

hey donna, that was great quasimoto sex!

by amanda234234 April 2, 2009

Quasimodo

Your boss with a hunchback

"MaryEllen", Did you smell Quasimodo this morning? I hope she's not coming to work today.

by red headed stepchild January 10, 2008

Quasimodo

Someone who is wonderful in every way, except they're physically repulsive.

"Dude, She's so awesome, I'd marry her if she weren't such a Quasimodo."

by Professor Realist June 13, 2018

quasimoto

this cool guy that drives around in a white trailblazer with his friend Loli..yeah theyre both fuckin awesome

-Yo, did you see how bangin' Quasimoto was today?
-Fo shizzle my nizzle!

by amy February 26, 2004

Quasimodo Test

Relating to online dating: the initial exchange of photos because it is often the first speedbump towards finding somebody online. If the picture is more appealing than not, well then congratulations, you've passed the Quasimodo Test!

Sandy passed Jim's Quasimodo Test, but she couldn't stomach his goiter, so he was history.

by DH July 19, 2004

QuasimodoBro

A guy who thinks he is better than his sister when he is really the ultimate dork. Comes from the streets just south of San Francisco

I cannot believ your QuasimodoBro hit on me again at your family reunion! What a DORK.

by BillieJean January 18, 2005

Quasimodo

When you are playing basketball and you do a "behind the back" move with the ball to dazzle defenders.

"Mario Choto" pulled the Quasimodo on the court today, he was unstoppable.

The Quasimodo is one of the finest moves to put some points on the board.

by SpenceStab June 6, 2011