qualified

well hung; posessing a large penis

I saw Dan out on the track today and he looks pretty qualified.

by dcoy February 17, 2009

qualified to sing

synonomous with "I just had sex" it comes from the song by The Lonely Island. Used to describe someone who, big surprise, just had sex.

Socially Awkward Penguin: Watching video by the lonely island . . . parents walk in, are qualified to sing

guy1: Dude, I'm totally qualified to sing
guy2: brooooo! nicccceeeee!

by Keev23eev April 5, 2011

Most qualified to eat ass

Michael

Michael is most qualified to eat ass.

by Kjoe July 26, 2018

Qualitipedia

The possible cause of Movie/Cartoon/Game reviewers

Qualitipedia is possibly at fault for creating the cesspool of reviewers

by Vtgcycvttvctt May 14, 2023

Qualified Racist

A person that thinks they have earned the right to make derogatory statements about another race or culture because of their relationships.

Ted: What's up with wetbacks always wearing jeans and having mustaches?
Bill: Dude, why would you say that?
Ted: No it's cool, I'm dating a Mexican girl.
Bill: Oh, I wasn't aware that you were a qualified racist

by dkinirvine December 17, 2012

Qualifired

Termination of employment for a minor or invented infraction due to fear from an immediate superior that they will be replaced by the person they are finding an excuse to terminate.

Bob just qualifired Mary for misusing company resources. All she did was use some tape to repair her management training manual. He'll bring the whole company down that way.

by GloriousC May 4, 2011

3 hole qualified

A female that takes dick in her mouth, pussy, and ass.

My girlfriend, PAM, is 3 hole qualified.

by Proffesor Scott February 1, 2017