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Man Pumping

(Aka mumping)

Man Pumping is the desire, intent, or act of self-pumping one's own penis, in public,but under cover to effectively relieve the buildup of stale semen accumulated in the male testicle(s) by achieving ejaculation. The physical act of mumping plays an important role in brining awareness to the male reproductive organs and the health benefits of male ejaculation. While researchers understand that males can literally ejaculate anywhere and at anytime, the act of doing it in public helps level the playing field between the sexes by removing the social stigma typically associated with "jacking off", or more commonly known as Man Pumping.
Marty and Joel decided to meet in the park for a man pumping session to raise awareness about men's health issues.
by ManPump May 16, 2017
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Pooping

The number one way any man can get out of doing any household chore.
"Honey can you do the dishes?"
"I can't sweetheart! I'm pooping!"
by TheDude5196 December 15, 2009
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scooping what I'm pooping

When someone understands what you are trying to tell them.
Do you understand what i'm saying? Are you scooping what I'm pooping?

Man, he just doesn't get it. He's not scooping what I'm pooping.
by kusodekai_bcs April 20, 2010
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Winnie the Pooping

When you poop with nothing but a t-shirt on
When you need full movement of your legs for an aggressive shit you’ll find yourself Winnie the Pooping
by DummDumm October 29, 2020
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Fist Pumping Like Champs

To fist pump emphatically with your guido buddies in the club. Phrase coined by Vinny on Jersey Shore
Narrator: FIST PUMPING ALL SUMMER LONG.
Vinny: Fist pumping like champs!
by Redlightning02 December 20, 2009
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bunny pumping

The art of smashing a chicks box hard and fast. E.g Thrusting the penis in and out of the vagina extemely quickly, hence mimicking the sex act of a rabbits.
I was going hard out ball slapping with this chick last night, absolutely bunny pumping the dog shit out of her!
by Scoota K November 4, 2006
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face-pooping

Boss: Hey, I just noticed you updated your facebook status, weren't you in the bathroom?

You: Yea, I was face-pooping.
by Mikey The Comic January 20, 2009
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