puppy punter

1.) a person who distance kicks young canines for sport 2.) an asshole who enjoys inflicting harm on others, particularly defenseless victims

1.) I told my son to stop being a puppy punter, lest he turns serial killer. 2.) My soon-to-be ex's lawyer is a real puppy punter - he's trying to make me pay child support on the kid and I ain't even the daddy.

by Scrappy4 June 5, 2017

Punters Gap

A Punters Gap is the space between the ski goggle and helmet of skiers and snowboarders, it is typically a horrendous sight and looks worse the bigger it is. Anyone who has a Punters Gap is typically thought of being new to snowsports or a complete idiot.

Take a look at that skier over there he has a huge Punters Gap, he must be a beginner.

by Henryg200 March 3, 2017

punter dog

a name for annoying little dogs can be shortened to just punter

I fucking hate that punter dog it runs around like it's on crack all the time

by Paul S. W. November 9, 2006

Prius Punter

1.Someone who has sex with extremely short people 2.someone who punt's Prius's

He's totally a Prius punter....

by Mr.Bubbles 360 June 11, 2009

Cunt Punter

A cunt punter is somone who after having sex with a female pushes her towards the front door and kicks her in the cunt right out the door.

Butters donkey fucked his ex girlfriend , after finisheing he cunt punted that whore out the door. He is such a cunt punter! Yeah Boy!

by Jeremy (i.e. midget, i.e., hey butter wanna play lord of the rings?) November 28, 2004

Mug punter

Someone who cant pick a winner and loses money on crap bets.

Look at him 100 quid on a donkey in the 2.15 at Ling , proppa mug punter. No chance !

by Dottie cotton October 12, 2017

Munt punter

A bloke (usually ugly) who trawls nightspots collecting duds and rejects after all the half-decent tottie have found kennels for the night.

I say, Ethel. Down that pint of absinthe! Time us girls took leave of this fine establishment before the munt punters turn up!

by Patrick Staton September 13, 2009