pumpernickel pump-off

Pumping off using two warm slices of buttered pumpernickel bread.

"Dude, I was in the bakery yesterday, and I had the best pumpernickel pump-off ever!"

"Just got home from the grocery store with my girl. You guys know what time it is? It's time for a pumpernickel pump-off!"

"Spending the night alone...guess it's time to make a pumpernickel pump-off."

by The Dangerous One45 April 3, 2014

Pumpernickel fuck sex position

The doggy style sex position but when yall are both mad at each other and still wanna fuck.

Wanna do the pumpernickel fuck sex position were both mad and horney so let's pumpernickel fuck her and now.

by SadCandy56 January 25, 2019

pumpernickeled

pooped/tired

man i've had such a long dat i'm pumpernickeled

by hel10 June 11, 2017

Pumpernickel Fucker

A man who fucks pumpernickels.

“You’re such a pumpernickel fucker!”
“What the fuck are you talking about.”

by thisisaname7 June 13, 2025

Sir Pumpernickel

Sir Pumpernickel is a pretentious guy that makes a failed attempt at appearing "cool" to others. More commonly known as a "Show Off".

*Gina sees a woman beater selling breast cancer awareness shirts*

Gina: Oh look at Sir Pumpernickel over there.

by Box Worm November 24, 2019

Pumpernickel Creamsurprise

When you ejaculate large amounts of cum constantly inside of a yeast-infected-woman's vagina (or anus), to the point where cum rushes out of her vagina (or anus) and you use said cum, mixed with the yeast, to make a creamy, odorous pumpernickel bread that goes under the title "Pumpernickel Creamsurprise"

"My friend John and his girlfriend gave me a loaf of bread called a Pumpernickel Creamsurprise, I can't wait to try it!"

by poopybootycoolyfooly June 11, 2025

Miss Pumpernickel

The BEST person to ever be a Baba Grill, owner of twenty Discord Kittens. And overlord of all girliepops.

"Miss Pumpernickel is so girliepop."

by HOT PEOPLE WHO ARE HOT May 22, 2023