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Puerto Rican Style

The act of sneaking up behind an unsuspecting player in a First Person Shooter video game, and killing them by shooting them in the ass.
Damn man, Snookpike just gave it to that camper Puerto Rican Style bitch!

Puerto Rican Shit Mouth 

The act of farting diretly into a girls mouth, and proceeding to throw her down an elevator shaft.
My wife spent three years in a coma and woke up with her mouth tasting liek shit after i gave her the Puerto Rican Shit Mouth.

Puerto Rican Shower

Quietly splashing yourself with soap and water from a bathroom sink secretly trying to remove some kind of B.O. from yourself without anyone noticing.

Usually done at a friend or relatives house.
I went to my friend's house after working out at the gym, and I met a hot girl that I wanted to hook up with.

I realized I smelled like sweat and ass from the gym so I had to go to the bathroom to take a Puerto Rican Shower to clean myself up, I hope no one heard me splashing around in there.
Puerto Rican Shower by z10370 November 8, 2009

Puerto Rican Showers 

Of Puerto Rican descent, it is a stereotype in which hispanics, puerto ricans especially, use axe, deodorant, cologne, and other fragrances to cover up their dirty, stinky selves.
Jenn: I like men who take Puerto Rican showers because they have a distinct smell of B.O. and Lavender and Daises.

Morelli: Mhmm, my man smells so fresh, he doesn't need to shower, hes doing that Puerto Rican shower.

Puerto Rican shotgun 

the center seat front seat in a car or (especially) a pickup truck
I was driving. Jose had shotgun and Miguel had Puerto Rican shotgun.

Puerto Rican Shower

The act of covering your clothes/body with air freshener in order to remove body odor.
I had a date in 5 minutes but i didnt have time to shower, so i gave myself the old Puerto Rican Shower.