primed up

Adj. When a person inserts their finger into an anus that has recently passed flatulence and said finger comes out with " the first coat".

Dont put your finger there, I forgot to tell you I got primed up!

by lackofcreativity October 2, 2014

prammed

When you have to give up your seat on public transport to someone with a pram

I got a seat on the bus this morning, but I got prammed at the next stop

by iglesia1995 May 14, 2008

Premmed

To like one's own comment on Facebook.

Dude, she posted a joke on the group wall and then liked it. She totally premmed it.

by Tom Morvolo Riddle October 22, 2011

Premmed

After premature ejaculation has occurred. Past tense and shortened

Dude, when that girl was grinding on me in the club, I totally premmed in my pants!

Dude, when I whipped it out I premmed in her face!

by saucypotato January 9, 2013

Primed

To take an annoying girl who passes out at your party, and overnighting her naked to Mexico.

that girl was a trainwreck I had to prime her before she ruined the party.

That girl I primed was so fat I had to pay for freight.

by apirateslife4me January 28, 2018

Primed

To get primed is the result of a member of the notorious Gang called Prime using a Kiddy Booter to hit you offline so you can no longer fight cartels on OG Moonshine

Oh shit, not again, im getting Primed

by Fake_Grandma February 5, 2018

Primed

When Amazon offers higher than market wages and you lose an employee to them.

Amazon primed us again, Alissa just gave her two weeks notice.

by Cal Fields October 20, 2018