premature ejaculation

when you cum in a (hopefully) pussy before you wish you could thus destroying 70-90% of the pleasure. usualy caused by being overly horny and getting too excited.

jeff:how was last night with cindaayy?
jerry: it was awful, i had a premature ejaculation in her faggot pussy!

by odood19 January 9, 2010

female premature ejaculation

A women who comes so hard with a man inside her that her vaginal contractions push the penis out before the man gets to come

Guy #1: So I get my cock hard enough to get inside her with the condom on and then after just a couple of minutes she starts coming so hard that it pushes me out and I get too soft to get it back in.
Guy #2: Damn, I hate being with women who suffer from female premature ejaculation.

by Mark2010 May 23, 2010

premature ejaculation

The thing that happened to Jim (from AMERICAN PIE) when he was tryint to finger the hot exchange student

1) Don't ever tell another man that you prematurely ejaculate or else he's going to unevitablty laugh at your loser face.

2) If you are a premature ejaculator die.

by wismty May 19, 2005

premature ejaculation

Something Doop does alot with his mom.

"Damnit Doop, stop fucking your mom!"

by Fuck You Doop. September 5, 2004

Premature Ejokulation

Attempting to make a joke before all the key parts that are necessary to make the joke funny are there; often with the hope that the missing parts will form by the time they are required.

Person 1: That was uncool.
Person 2: What's uncool is your... ... um... damn, premature ejokulation.

by dh718 March 26, 2010

premature ejaculation

when anything or anyone has any form of sex with the musician LIGHTS.

No shit man, of course premature ejaculation took place when he had sex with lights

by andythemanofthewes May 7, 2010

Premature Ejaculation

The action of taking one or two shots of liquor before smoking hookah in order to get an amazing buzz. Used as a noun.

Yo, i need some premature ejaculation before we fire up the hookah.

by Donny Bizzle October 15, 2008