Prehistoric Artifact

A formal way to describe 46th U.S. President, Joe Biden.

Shut the fuck up Joe, you are a fucking prehistoric artifact.

by donald trump, obama, and biden April 12, 2023

Prehistoric Artifact

A term for the 46th President of the United States, Joe Biden.

"Shut the fuck up Joe, you Prehistoric Artifact. Stop raping those monkeys and pay some attention to your hoe wife who sleeps with 20 year olds. Joe you racist fag hoe bitch nobody likes you kill yourself kanye for president trump for vice president and hillary clintin should get hanged and bumraped.

by donald trump, obama, and biden April 18, 2023

Prehistoric Hunt

the most shitass game to ever exist, the most booty game to ever exist on planet earth

game so bad its almost as bad as prehistoric hunt

by Thatoneguy yknow? July 9, 2025

shoot yourself you retarded prehistoricmesopotamiantablet

telling someone older to shoot yourself you retarded prehistoricmesopotamiantablet

sdasgdfgasd: shoot yourself you retarded prehistoricmesopotamiantablet

qqqqqqqqetwrfghssg: shoot yourself you retarded prehistoricmesopotamiantablet

old guy: fucking kill yourselves

by sillycat13 May 3, 2023

Preshitory

pre·shi·to·ry

/prēˈshit(ə)rē/ noun. 1) The period of time before shit. 2) the events or conditions leading up to shit. 3) A nostalgic reference to a "Golden Age" or period of time before everything went to shit.

1) Archaeologists determined that large amounts of coffee were consumed in preshitory.

2) Studies of late preshitory show us that once shit got real, shit went down.

3) These chocolate chip cookies are so good -- just the way Mom used to make them back in preshitory.

by CheapJohn April 27, 2015

phistory

Story of someone who has been a victim of a phising scam

I have been already scammed. i have a phistory.

by TheVini February 11, 2023