Predalingus

A sexual act, similar to cunnilingus, wherein the 'performer' places the backs of both hands to their cheeks and inserts all of their fingers and their tongue into the female genitalia, and shouts "blarffl" in an impression of the eponymous villain from the 1987 Arnold Schwarzenegger classic 'Predator'.

"BLARFFL BLARFFL BLARFFUNKL"

- Dude, I totally gave this chick mad predalingus last night!
- That's balls nasty, man. Yous a player and no mistake!

by cipher_d June 10, 2009

pedaling

To sell some drugs on the black market.

Todd's been pedaling mad meow meow over the past few months and is filthy stinking rich.

by A Soap Bar March 27, 2016

Peaking Turtle

When you have to take a shit to badly that the tip of the poop is coming out of your asshole.

can't talk, sorry! I have a peaking turtle!

by CassidyFapia March 1, 2011

mountain peaking

When you take a shit big enough to clear the water and then ejaculate on the top

Do it mountain peaking

by Moro September 27, 2013

Preparing for Rain

Spiritual/motivational phrase derived from a story of 2 farmers. Both farmers prayed for rain but yet only one farmer prepared his crops and field to recieve the rain. Ask yourself, "Which farmer believed?"

Prepare yourself for what you wish & pray for as actions speak louder than words.

EXXX

Professional athlete: I was preparing for rain when I spent all those hard spent hours @ the gym when no one believed in me.

by 12Die4 December 27, 2008

PEAKING

the result of ingesting copious amounts of MDMA.Deffinately the more social of drugs , MDMA can make the most shy annoying people seem interesting.. ofcourse only to other people peaking.Effects include a sensation of "floating" , as though you weigh nothing and your legs seem to glide rather than stride.Thus being able to dance hours on end.Everyone talks to you and you talk to anyone about anything and somehow it all seems to be the most indepth conversation about cornflakes you have ever had and it is sure to change the rest of your life

Man THOSE YELLOW DOVES ARE FUCKING AWESOME IM PEAKING OFF MY HEAD MAN WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO LETS DANCE *DOOF DOOF DOOF DOOF DOOF DOOF DOOF*

by AIDAN March 5, 2005

preading

The act of pre-reading.

"I spent my afternoon preading for the Economics lecture."

by BioSta July 27, 2016