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Five Powdered Donuts

Powdered donuts is a joke from a Fanfiction on ao3 (Powdered Sugar by purplezipper) using the slash ship RanPoe. 5 powdered donuts were stacked onto Poe’s dick and Ranpo ate them off.
Person 1: Bro, my mom bought me five powdered donuts today 💀
Person 2: kys what.
by Inspector gadget <3 May 27, 2023
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five powdered donuts

This is a Bungo Stray Dogs fanfic reference. It's a Ranpo x Poe fanfiction on AO3 (Archive Of Our Own), and is considered to be filled with smut, as it's a fic where Ranpo eats five powdered donuts off of Poe.

It has terrorized many comment sections and many BSD fans.
Sam: Hey, Eric, did you see this Ranpoe video?

Sam shows Eric a video referencing five powdered donuts and BSD.

Eric: I can never see five powdered donuts the same way, I'm so sorry Sam.
by the-five-powdered-donuts June 7, 2023
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Powdered donut

Charles went to the spa and got a powdered donut for Brian.
by Book Lady June 13, 2015
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Hot Powdered Donut

The Hot Powdered Donut.: Take my flaccid penis and roll it in melted butter until its fully saturated. Next, I dip it in a bowl of snow white, heavily sifted, icing sugar until its fully coated. I then contort the penis until it is shaped like a donut. From there, she would suck and lick the shaft harmonica style until I come.
Seen this fat chick on Broadway, looked like a lawyer type. I asked her if she was into The Hot Powdered Donut. She replied "Excuse me?" I explained to her that I take my flaccid penis and roll it in melted butter until its fully saturated. Next, I dip it in a bowl of snow white, heavily sifted, icing sugar until its fully coated. I then contort the penis until it is shaped like a donut. From there, she would suck and lick the shaft harmonica style until I come.

She said she was more into chocolate covered donuts. My eyes twinkled and said " In that case...."........
by The_Funbags February 25, 2010
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powdered donut hole

A penis contortion using only the testicles. Formed by making the brain, and sprinkling Gold Bond on top.
Dude, I got you a powdered donut hole at the donut shop.
Awwww...you peckersneeze.
by puppeteer August 31, 2006
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The new brand of cereal / or a person who stays out all night and in the alley and smokes crack and develops a white glaze around the lips and has no desire to drink water or anything else for that matter but has all the energy in the world to drop to his knees and looking and get on the ground and look for that $5 crack rock that he didn't
Damn look at that heated brillo powdered donut ring around that niggaz mouth why he still searches for that five piece he didn't drop
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Powdered Donut

When someone goes to do a line off of someone’s butthole, but they are surprised by a juicy fart.
Wow. How could you give me a powdered donut? I have to see my wife later.
by Bobismobis December 30, 2023
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