poser sleeve

A sleeve tattoo only on the forearm, sleeves should be worked down from the shoulder.

dude look at that kids poser sleeve
what a fag

by hhhhhhh444 March 17, 2009

Poser Skater

If you are a Poser Skater, you probably do all of the following:

- You always wear and have items from popular skating brands such as Thrasher, Santa Cruz, Dickies, Vans, Nike SBs, and Supreme.

- Try to use skating to get girls or guys.

- Try to look and be cool.

- Always wear clothing items like beanies, hoodies, T-shirts, and baggy jeans.

If you do all of the following you can proceed with either of these options:

A. Get a Life.

or

B. Go fuck yourself.

Did you see _____ today? He is so hot! Maybe he'll teach me how to skate...

Nah. Don't go after him, he's a Poser Skater.

by UrMom'sHouse February 11, 2021

poser shredding

when a poser shreds up his board on a ledge or a sidewalk to make it looks like he grinds

guy 1: is he testing out that sidewalk curb with his new board?

guy 2: naw man he is poser shredding

by atsxpw March 5, 2011

Poser Skater

A self acclaimed skater who:
1. Can't kickflip or heelflip
2. Never won a game of SKATE
3. Gets blank'd often
4. Can't ollie a one stair set.
5. Never skates by themselves

6. Has a board just for the hell of it

Skater: "Dude, leave me alone, I don't want to skate with you."

Poser: "Come on bro! I hate skating by myself and I need help with my kickflips!"

Skater: "Get away from me poser skater."

by PanzyWarfare November 2, 2009

Poser Syndrome

poser syndrome is when one is a beginner at skateboarding and his or her nose and tail is fucked up like a whore

whoa man, you got poser syndrome, you must suck at skateboarding

by Jordon Dornath October 23, 2011

poseurs

The correct spelling of the word poser.
A person who habitually pretends to be something he is not syn: poser

Man, those white kids are such poseurs

by Ben Hickey July 5, 2005

Poser (non-skater)

Someone who wears skateboarding brands e.g. Palace, Supreme, Huf, Diamond etc. and only buys the clothes because they are expensive. They have so idea about the skateboarding brands they are wearing, or skateboarding in general. The only reason they wear these clothes is to show off how much money they have. Basically an all round massive cunt.

Actual skater: Hey (poser), what do you think of (skater for Palace Skateboards) new part in the new Palace video?
Poser (non-skater): Urmmm what? what the fuck are you on about?
Skater: Well, I see you're wearing a Palace t-shirt and a Palace sweatshirt, so you clearly MUST skateboard?
Poser (non-skater):No......?
Actual skater: what a massive posing cunt

by roastedbabynuts July 9, 2014