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Portugese Pullout

A traffic maneuver used by people attempting to turn left (or right in places where they drive on the left) onto a busy street. The driver pulls out and blocks one lane of traffic while waiting for an opening to appear in the other lane. Named for the originators of this maneuver, Rhode Island's Portugese community.
"This street is too busy to turn left on"
"Just use the Portugese Pullout."
by scohag September 7, 2011
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posture

One's pose or stature when walking, standing, or the like.
He had a very strange posture because he hunched over like Mr. Burns.
by Will Latson December 13, 2006
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Portugeese

The true identity of the "Portuguese", inhabitants of Portugal. The Portugeese are geese disguised as humans. They are cool, if you treat them well. You might hear them honk, if you're lucky.
Me: Hey, dude, are you Portugeese?
Also me: Honk yeah.
by franf the carrot September 15, 2019
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Portrey

A predator to all young children in the world that even when persued by someone of age he will not be able to get a stiffy normally found trolling on myyearbook.com and other social adolescent sites
"Dude your acting like a Portrey, stay off that site!"
by The Pedo Police January 7, 2012
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Portugese Chopsticks

The act of simultaneously penetrating a woman's asshole and vagina at the same time with ones penis and a strapon in a way so that said accessories look like chopsticks.
I was trying the "Portugese Chopsticks" with your mother the other day when she realized there was no deli meet in the fridge. Thus explaining the lack of meat in your sandwich.
by Dzzz July 30, 2011
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brazilian portugese

A clear form of Portugese. Portugese from Portugal sound like Russian, spiting food, and a lisp. Brazilain Portugese is acutaly closer to the original Portugese than Portugese from Portugal.
"I took a course for Brazilian Portugese."
by carioca February 15, 2007
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Portugese Whoopsadaisey

When you are performing oral sex on a woman and she breaks wind.
I was going down on this girl she came so hard she gave me a Portugese Whoopsadaisey
by Mr Horrific October 18, 2012
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