portugese taco

When a man defecates into the waiting vagina of his female lover, and then proceeds to give her cunnilingus, enjoying his own product as well.

"Hey man! I had a Portugese taco last night!"
"Really? Susie let you?"

by Nicholas Womp July 3, 2007

Portugese Whorehouse

A term for a field of sheep or cows that is assumed to be used regularly for sexual satisfaction by the locals. Originated in California where many farms are owned or worked by portugese families. Sheep are often also called portugese hookers.

Look at all those sheep. Its a regular portugese whorehouse. I wonder if they tag the ones that kick...

by BigAll April 7, 2011

portugese breakfast

when you cook an omelet your partners forehead, and ejaculate. also known as skeet skeet.

I gave sally a portugese breakfast and it was delicious.

by Mike from spring valley highlv January 17, 2009

portugese werewolve

btho partners, preferably heterosexuals, go for an extended amount of time without shaving their downstairs and when they have sex, they tie their pubes together, looking a lot like werewolves

"last nite me and this chick did a portugese werewolve and im still pullin pubes off my dick

by portugese werewolve November 9, 2006

Portugese Breakfast

The process of doing the a guy/girl up the ass then getting poo on your dick then covering it in peanut butter and making the girl/guy eat it.

Phil gave me a portugese breakfast last night and i loved it

by Jkwon756565 May 17, 2006

Portugese French Toast

The act of having fun with a Portugese "go-girl", while using french toast to put syrup all over her body, and then eating the french toast together.

"Yeah, spread that syrup all over me, oh yeah!"
"Um are you guys portugese french toasting?"

by Strickland Propane27 October 24, 2012

Portugese Predator

A woman of foreign origin, who's sole purpose in life is to prey and capture the heart and soul of unsuspecting men.

Usually spotted in or around British nightclubs, the Portugese predator can be seen in a variety of places such as public buildings or the quiet of neighbourhood streets.

This species of predator is particularly dangerous due to its vicious arm lock and poisonous tounge.

Women in Belfast are often named Portugese Predators due to their overwhelming urge to pounce upon men.

by Montgapash March 2, 2011