Porky Pig Sex

When a couple has been lying around on a Sunday afternoon and casually decide to have sex. As such, pants come off, but nothing else. Quick orgasm followed by a stuttered , “That’s all folks”.

After watching the noon football game, my girl and I had some good ole Porky Pig Sex. That’s all folks😁.

by J Michael. December 5, 2021

Krank's Kraut & Pork Wieners

Krank's Kraut & Pork Wieners is an Ohio hot dog company started in early July, 2010 by Laine Keener and Taylor Krankowski as a means of making money after an expensive spring semester at Kent State University. They are famous for their "sub-sational doggy style" consisting of two foot long hot dogs, onions, relish, pork and beans, lettuce, tomatoes, Frank's Red Hot, maple syrup, mayonnaise and grey poupon on a white, wheat or rye sub bun.

Katie sure got some sub-sational doggy style today at Krank's Kraut & Pork Wieners. She was totally stuffed!

by Lainer Weener July 10, 2010

Squawky Porky

A short, arrogant little goblin who's teeth overwhelm the whole room. Is very quick over the first ten metres, and has a strong aversion to hugs. Lisps are very prevalent among this species, along with bad hair styles, and (many) defects are common.

"What's that dark, slimy thing in the corner?"
"Oh, that's just a Squawky Porky"

by Da_Purple_Alien February 18, 2017

Slap my ass and call me porky

Missourian slang to show exclamation

Well slap my ass and call me porky, little Jessica is one hell of a tap dancer

by Boyfromthecrik August 10, 2022

Slap my ass and call me porky

Missourian slang for excitement

Slap my ass and call me porky, that's some good jambalaya

by Boyfromthecrik August 17, 2022

Pork Scotch Van

A clapped-out white van driven by miserable little security guards. These vehicles are filthy and frequently break down. The fat driver will often try to save a parking place for himself by putting a traffic cone in the road outside his house. This annoying practice is best dealt with by rescuing the cone from the fat guy's possession and installing it in the back of a Maltby lorry two streets away.

What do you call a toilet on wheels?

A Pork Scotch van.

by Lumpbag May 10, 2009

Pork Socket

1) The beat up vagina of an extremely slutty female.

2) A less than desirable receptacle for your hard shaft.

1) Man, check her out... It would take a 12 pack before I'd stick my cock in her pork socket!!!

2) I wouldn't touch her pork socket with your dick!!!

by afj21 August 23, 2010