Pokey Stabby

A long pointy stick made of metal or wood, used to stir or scrape a fatty bowl.

Dude I'm out of grass, but if you hand me that there pokey stabby I might be able to scrape us up a gnarly resin bowl.

by yippykiayaymotherfucker August 25, 2011

Cody Parkey

A kicker who was quite bad. He is usually seen missing field goals to the #6 seed in the NFC in the playoffs. He was beheaded on January 6, 2019 after he missed a field goal. It was not him however. The Bears needed a better kicker so Blair Walsh pretended to be Cody Parkey. Parkey then booked the first flight out of Chicago.

Cody Parkey will choke on Sunday,January 9, 2022 for the Green Bay Packers. Calling right after he missed the game winner for the Bears.

by iaintajap January 6, 2019

Cody Parkey

The only kicker in the NFL who aims for the goalpost. The entire city of Chicago hates you along with your teammates, coaches, and trainers.

Cody Parkey literally shanks every field goal because he thinks the crossbar challenge is still relevant.

by Voice of All Bears Fans January 7, 2019

Chokey pokey bum wank

Self masterbation (usually male) performed simultaniously whilst inserting a finger into the anus and asphixiating ones self, but not beyond the point of passing out. Only enough to reduce the amount of blood flow to the brain so that it is directed towards the penis for a more intense wank.

Tying a belt or a tie to a hook or bar and then putting it around your neck , lean into it to reduce circulation to the head, shove a finger up your butt and away you go, thats having a chokey pokey bum wank!

by swordy January 17, 2013

Porky Mouth

Someone who has a foul or smart mouth.

This can be heard on That '70s Show by Debra Jo Rupp's character Kitty Forman.

Red: Oh, shut up, that’s it, I have had it! You know what this means? More discipline!

Kitty: No, no…

Red: Oh, yes. Play time is over.

Kitty: Oh, stop saying that! Your cracking down is not working.

Eric: Hell, I could’ve told him that a week ago.

Kitty: Now is not the time to be a Porky Mouth. Red, I want my house back.

by J. August Quander August 13, 2010

pokey shloops

High grade skunk weed. The more crystals the pokier the shloops.

Shit, this pokey shloops is strong, my eyes are bleeding.

by 'rynside July 26, 2008

porky pigging

walking around the house with nothing but your shirt on..like the cartoon character porky pig

I thought I was alone when I was porky pigging around the house, but my roomate walked in and saw me, I was kinda offended he threw up.

by Jimballs May 15, 2007