Laws of Perspective

n. The laws that effect the dimension of echochrome.

1. Perspective traveling: change the perspective, and connect the path.
2. Perspective landing: the character will land on whatever appears to be below.
3. Perspective existence: you may not be able to see it, but there is a path.
4. Perspective absence: hide the obstruction, and it no longer exists.
5. Perspective jump: where you want to jump is up to you.

"The Laws of Perspective will bend your mind."

by Darkness1000 May 8, 2010

Pseudo Perspective

Pseudo Perspective: an imaginary rule of optics, strongly smelling of the ass it was plucked out of, that sad, basement dwelling, science averse clowns employ, in a desperate and pathetic attempt to prop up their ongoing denial of reality. See Flerfspective

"The whole video of Lake Ponchartrain is pseudo perspective, because of the extreme zoom of the camera compressing the background into the foreground, completely destroying my delusional version of reality into what I desperately call pseudo reality."

by Sammy Rowbotham March 24, 2021

Adaptive perspective

If someone has an adaptive perspective, it basically means that they change their point of view of something depending on who they are around, mainly to impress them (e.g. different point of view in front of your friends and your girlfriend). In most cases, having an adaptive perspective won't end well, but someone being told this will more than likely dismiss this claim with the words "it'll be fine".

Girlfriend: I hope the Packers get beat this week, don't you?
Me: (pause) Yeah of course. by the way, i won't be here this weekend because I have an important business trip that i have to go to.
Girlfriend: Oh OK then.
Girlfriend to my friends: Did you hear about that business trip that John had to go to this weekend?
One of my friends: What business trip? He told me that he got tickets to the Packers game!
Girlfriend: He hates the Packers though!
Friend: The Packers are his favorite team in the NFL. Must be his adaptive perspective again.
Girlfriend: That's it, he's in for it!

by CJ Moose September 30, 2013

The Ke$ha perspective

The Ke$ha perspective is a term which can be used to analyse literature.

In an author's poem when the author refers to waking up, or in other circumstances restarting a given period of time, such as a day, week or month.

Teacher: Tell me what elements can be found in this poem?
Student: For instance, The Ke$ha Perspective. The author refers to a start of a new day. Waking up in an unknown world...

by heavymetalfucktwo September 25, 2011

Perspective

The art of representing three-dimensional objects on a two-dimensional surface so as to give the right impression of their hight,width,depth, and position in relation to each other

The theory and practice of perspective

by Unknown_Blitz June 2, 2021

Perspective

"That's the best choice in view of your own mind in a moment. Don't rush but don't be hasty to not decide. Don't be lazy. Keep busy in any way, but give yourself time to collect yourself. Relax as you reset for a moment. Become mindfully aware and to even clear your mind in just a moment."

Jeremy G. Thursday September 1st 2022

You have a grounding perspective.

by Jpagarz September 1, 2022

perspectivecide

Giving up your own opinion in favor of someone else's to maintain the relationship.

The employee commited perspectivecide to their manager would not think ill of them.

by Ilek Oslek October 10, 2023