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Poodini

When you defecate into the toilet and stand to inspect your masterpiece and nothing is there, at most you may find a skid mark. This is due to your turd falling directly into the toilet hole never to be seen again.
Taylor: Dude I've been taking a shit for the past 10 minutes and when I stood up to look at how big it was nothing was there. It was so weird.

Chase: No bro it just poodinied on you, shit happens too me all the time.
by Uncle R Chase July 23, 2016
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Poodini

When you defecate into the toilet and stand to inspect your masterpiece and nothing is there, at most you may find a skid mark. This is due to your turd falling directly into the toilet hole never to be seen again.
Taylor: Dude I've been taking a shit for the past 10 minutes and when I stood up to look at how big it was nothing was there. It was so weird.

Chase: No bro it just poodinied on you, shit happens too me all the time.
by Uncle R Chase July 23, 2016
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poodini

noun; used to describe a female who has displayed the rare phenomena of haveing poo magicaly appear inside her primary sexual orifice.
"dude i swear that bitch had poo in her giner! what is she, some kind of poodidni?"
by living proof December 12, 2003
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Poodini

When you defecate into the toilet and stand to inspect your masterpiece and nothing is there, at most you may find a skid mark. This is due to your turd falling directly into the toilet hole never to be seen again.
Taylor: Dude I've been taking a shit for the past 10 minutes and when I stood up to look at how big it was nothing was there. It was so weird.

Chase: No bro it just poodinied on you, shit happens too me all the time.
by Uncle R Chase July 23, 2016
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Poohdini

The Houdini of poo: When a poop falls into the toilet bowl but magically disappears by making its way to the pipe before flushing.
"Everything come out ok?"

"Yeah I had a great poop, but a little disconcerting. Looked in the bowl and it was nowhere to be found."

"Ah...the Great Poohdini!"
by coining buttress April 28, 2014
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poopdink

what a gay man ends up with after having penetrated another man in the bunghole
chuck fucked roger in the ass, now he has a poopdink
by kevin December 22, 2004
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poopding

a word that cracks up elementary school kids, misspelling of pudding.
Person 1: Hey Steve, i see you are eating POOPding?

Steve: BWAHAHAHAHAHA
by thedragonslayer January 11, 2012
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