poop

a large, atrocious enormous blob of brownish stuff that comes out of your ass in all shapes and sizes. Sometimes crawling out, other times catapulting out, creating huge splashes.

The poop shot out of my butt at rapid fire speed.

As the poop hit the water, it was immediately lost to sight.

by mike February 14, 2004

poop

replaces any word that you're too lazy to think of

Can you go get me the poop?

by Annie December 30, 2003

Poop

Early English term for "substance that emits from anus".

I shall poop on thee!

by PersonWhoIsSomething-Lizterine January 30, 2005

poop

P - People
O - Order
O - Our
P - Patties

Causing them to poop!

by The Dalai Lama June 10, 2007

Poop

A really nice person

You are poop

by Zachary katz April 5, 2017

Poop

Well, who in the name of the lord would randomly look up poop in the urban dictionary? Well, if you seriously don't know what poop is, you asked for it. Poop is something that comes out of your butt a short while after you eat. Its brown and squishy. Ok, that's enough, bye.

Guy 1: Hey dude, I gotta poop
Guy 2: alright, go. But be quick!
Guy 1: ok. *goes to the bathroom to poop*

by Enesbelongstograce26 November 27, 2019

Poop

Another word for porn if you dont want people to know what youre talking about or youre not allowed to swear bwcause youre too young

I was watching some poop with the boys last night

I just found the hottest gay furry poop

by A Tub Of Lard January 10, 2022