pooner

Champlain secondairy catholic high school's hockey team.

The pooners won gold this year at franco (timmins ontario).

by kyle and eric March 29, 2004

pooner

x sharp shoot is the definition of pooner

x sharp shoot is a pooner

by anonymous December 4, 2004

pooner

Pertaining to greek mythology god "Poo-na-Ner", god of the weak, helpless, and worthless. "Pooner" means that you are a complete wussy, afraid to do something, or are a complete ass-hole. Aslo known as "P to the Uner" and "Ponnie-Ponnie".

Man, Steve cheats on his girlfriend all the time, he's a POONER
or
You're not going to go with us? Capitol "P" to the "U-ner"!
or
Kenny, you are a big, fat Pooner!

by Samuel Festian September 1, 2008

Pooner

A person from the Middle East, Who thinks they are all that.

That dirty pooner cut me off again!

by Matt LL April 22, 2006

pooner

One who poons or is in the act of pooning. A pooner talks crap and can't back it up.

Leron Duwayne Lechtenberg is the biggest pooner in the world.

by Cecil Wallbanger February 20, 2003

pooner

A wet blanket; one who refrains from enjoying others exploits.

Kid 1: I waited since 10:30 p.m. to get a Wii, my dad shows up at 6:00 a.m. and wants to go home right after the store opens and we get it and now I'm stuck with only one remote.
Kid 2: Dude, your dad is a total pooner.

by pissedgamer November 21, 2006

pooner

A person who is fat lazy and does nothing with their life. Someone who chews tobbacco excessively

Billy is the biggest Pooner ever! Why is he on broadway?

by ryan_686 September 14, 2005