Poojab

A Person What Jabs Poo With His/Her Finger

I Jab Poo
Therefore my friend, you are a POOJAB

by Ben HeeHee August 2, 2003

Poobobber

one who dunks there head in a bucket of water in hope of pulling a lob of poo out with their mouth.

wow john's got mad poobobbing skills, he a pro (poobobber).

by roddywordhair August 7, 2009

pooroblem

Abdominal distress that will inevitably result in an emergency poo.

Aww, snap, Mo-Fo! That giant bowl of extra-salty pho is about to give me some major pooroblems!

by PinnaclePush November 15, 2016

Podjob

The act of using the inside of a Tide Pod as lube, and or using the wrapper of the Pod as a condom. It may burn at first, but you won't feel a thing after.

Doctor: "Becky, what did you put down there?"
Becky: "Nothing, but my boyfriend gave me a podjob..."
Doctor: "What the fuck is a podjob?"

by Podboy July 9, 2018

Projob

hanging out with a close friend

do you want to projob?

Sure I'm free tomorrow.

by Emily2222 September 2, 2020

Pooob

Someone who you are close with that is acting like a idiot and is whipped by their partner

John, stop being a fucking pooob

by KattTheWise July 10, 2022

poonjob

A total fuck up, basically a total fuckup.

"That dudes a fucking poonjob."

by J-NUTS January 3, 2006