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poohnami

1. (noun)

Relentless, uncontrollable diarrhoea. A particularly thin, loose, liquid stool with a light oily component. Exits the body at unusualy high velocity causing significant discomfort, exacerbated by the passing of spicy food. Coming in waves lasting 5 to 15 minutes each the high flow and are extremely difficult to manage. Leaves the victim weak and exhausted and often in tears.
"She paid dearly for that undercooked chili-chicken hot dog when a poohnami struck her, around 9 o'clock that night."

"He was on the toilet for so long with that poohnami that by the time he finished he'd lost the feeling in his legs."

"He sprayed a poohnami of hot chocolate out his back passage, it burned and he wept"
by Tui56 July 24, 2023
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poonanigans

A game in which participants are awarded points for performing sexual acts with members of the opposite sex. Players are only able to get one "score" from one person.

foreplay = 1 point
sex w/ non-virgin = 2 points
sex w/ virgin = 3 points
sex with someone 50 years older than the player is awarded the persons age
multiply points by 3 for threesom and so on
-1 point for super slutty skutters
the game ends when a player impregnates the opposite sex or is married.
"You ready to get in some poonanigans today?"

"I sure am lets call up some skutters"
by Benito Sanchez May 27, 2006
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poonani feather

A feather used to tickle poonani as means of a pleasureable sensation.
Ashley slapped will when he tickled her with his poonani feather.
by MEGAN-MURDER June 22, 2006
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poonani

aw fuck my play hole jeremy then lick my poonani
by (joe mugenyi) July 31, 2009
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poonani cookies

cookies that smell like poonani. cookies in the shape of poonani...a series of poonani(more than one poonani) "Cookie also means poonani" (see: Poonani)
I want some poonani cookies!

OMG these cookies smell like poonani!!!
by chaotic squirrel August 23, 2011
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poonani

dude are you goin to the poonani tonight

hell yeah brah
by tlinds February 16, 2009
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poohnami

Toilet that has overflowed large amounts of pooh.
Public washroom at work had been filled with paper towels and flushed many times. Eventually plugged the main sewer line. All toilets overflowed, waste throughout the main offices including the Plant Mangers. Carpets had to be replaced and entire area sanitized-"what happened?- we had a poohnami"
by poohster February 25, 2010
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