pooh pooh bear

A cute way to tell someone they're full of shit. A pooh pooh bear is someone who doesn't want to join in the fun, can't make it for some reason, has a bullshit excuse, flake, boring, a drag

Don't be such a pooh pooh bear, come party with us tonight :)

by SpotMaster August 5, 2008

The Pooh Bear

When a girl is laying on her back and the man inserts his penis into her vagina. He then raises her legs straight into the air crossing them over themselves. With a forceful motion he pushes her legs down and towards her head.

I gave my ol' lady The Pooh Bear last night!

by Pooh Bear himself May 1, 2012

Honey Bunny Pooh Bear

A real bear that rarely makes an appearance in today's society. This specific type of bear thoroughly enjoys a large pot of honey and sometimes will go through large measures just to obtain one.

Gosh darn, I have to run to the grocery store again because those Honey Bunny Pooh Bear's took our honey again!
Mom, is it true that those Honey Bunny Pooh Bear's have a cannibalistic leader?
I wonder what society would be like if those Honey Bunny Pooh Bears just came out of hiding.

by Wordsmith Galore October 28, 2012

chocolate pooh bear

someone sweet like chocolate soft bear; sort of like a pimp always has a way with the ladiespimp},mac

That guy is a straight chocolate pooh bear. Look at him with all them ladies

by Mark Jeremy Todd Tyler October 21, 2008

Pooh Bearing

Getting high while watching disney movies

"Dude I was totally pooh bearing it last night while watching Ariel."

by Gerbooty May 5, 2015

gloves for pooh bear

A condom for male genetalia.

Ron got some gloves for Pooh Bear before putting it in his lady.

by Redefining Awesome September 12, 2017

Pooh Bearing

The act of fisting a woman's vagina, then pulling it out and putting one's entire fist into one's mouth to suckle the, "hunny."

"Yeah bro I was pooh bearing my girlfriend last night, I can't get enough of her sweet, sweet hunny."

by 666DMT November 6, 2021