pooh pooh bear

A cute way to tell someone they're full of shit. A pooh pooh bear is someone who doesn't want to join in the fun, can't make it for some reason, has a bullshit excuse, flake, boring, a drag
Don't be such a pooh pooh bear, come party with us tonight :)
by SpotMaster August 5, 2008
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The Pooh Bear

When a girl is laying on her back and the man inserts his penis into her vagina. He then raises her legs straight into the air crossing them over themselves. With a forceful motion he pushes her legs down and towards her head.
by Pooh Bear himself May 1, 2012
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Honey Bunny Pooh Bear

A real bear that rarely makes an appearance in today's society. This specific type of bear thoroughly enjoys a large pot of honey and sometimes will go through large measures just to obtain one.
Gosh darn, I have to run to the grocery store again because those Honey Bunny Pooh Bear's took our honey again!
Mom, is it true that those Honey Bunny Pooh Bear's have a cannibalistic leader?
I wonder what society would be like if those Honey Bunny Pooh Bears just came out of hiding.
by Wordsmith Galore October 28, 2012
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Pooh Bearing

The act of fisting a woman's vagina, then pulling it out and putting one's entire fist into one's mouth to suckle the, "hunny."
"Yeah bro I was pooh bearing my girlfriend last night, I can't get enough of her sweet, sweet hunny."
by 666DMT November 6, 2021
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chocolate pooh bear

someone sweet like chocolate soft bear; sort of like a pimp always has a way with the ladiespimp},mac
That guy is a straight chocolate pooh bear. Look at him with all them ladies
by Mark Jeremy Todd Tyler October 21, 2008
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gloves for pooh bear

Ron got some gloves for Pooh Bear before putting it in his lady.
by Redefining Awesome September 12, 2017
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pooh bear

(verb) as a man, to be dressed in only a t-shirt, thus exposing the male genitalia and buttocks, for a period of time beyond what is acceptable or necessary.
(while getting dressed) Man: “did you see my boxers and jeans? They were laying right by this t-shirt last night.”

Spouse: “Yes, I put them in with the rest of the laundry. They are hanging in the washroom. Would you like me to grab them for you?”
Man: “No, I’ll just pooh bear down there and get them myself.”
Spouse: “That is extremely unnecessary—please let me get them for you.”
by ApiecaCheese April 21, 2024
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