Poodling

Messing about, wasting time. Doing nothing productive

She was Poodling about all morning and never got the jobs done.
He was Poodling on the internet all night so ended up not going out.

by EllieCee May 30, 2008

Poodling

In competitive Roller Derby, the practice of intentionally incurring an additional minor penalty in order to gain an eventual strategic advantage. The accumulation of four minors is equivalent to a major. A skater who is about to become the "jammer", or scoring skater, does not want to start their turn with three minors, because if their "major" comes during their scoring turn the other team will get a boatload of points. So... a skater with three minors who is about to be the "jammer" will take a false start penalty, serve the one-minute major and get it out of the way before their jam starts.

She's going to be the next jammer, but she's got three minors. She'll probably resort to poodling.

by Doctor George June 19, 2011

pootlinggum

derived from a Latin or Greek origin referring to flubber. Scientist believe the word was used during the early nineteenth century B.C to describe those with extensive fat, with jello like texture and form.

-"WoW i think we just had a earthquake"

-"No, it was just the Pootlinggum that walked by"

by n4b33l March 10, 2009

poopgling

Shitting on the toilet and googling at the same time on a electronic devise

man i've just finished poopgling on the lavatory

by ice_cold_ice March 7, 2014

Sugar pooling

Loading up on sugar as an energy source prior to engaging in intense physical activity. Often used as an excuse by amateur sports enthusiasts to consume vast amounts of junk food.

Hey Dan, you're not eating that entire bucket of brownies are you??

Sugar pooling mate. Need it for the bike ride this afty.

by Loose Rooster June 13, 2019

pootling

the vagina of a piglet

daves head looks just like a pootling

by pootlesaurus February 7, 2010

poodling

Dogging in a luxury car

She went poodling in her Lexus

by Simon Mendes June 4, 2007