poobing

Taking a poop and while seated comfortably on the toilet seat, trimming your pubes with hair clippers/ scissors. After you finish, you flush not only the poop down the toilet, you flush those pubes as well

Dude, I save so much time by poobing! Plus I'm saving water too!

by WillowNelson99 May 13, 2015

Poobie

When you take a phat shit on a woman's chest and the poop slides between her breasts.

James gave Sara poobie's last night. Good thing it was solid.

by Anonymous C! February 1, 2017

poobic hair

pubic hair in and/or around the asshole

that girls got a nice ass except for her poobic hair

A: thats girls hot
B: yea but shes got poobic hair

by notdavidHitsKR September 18, 2010

poobic hair

pubic hair in and/or around the asshole

that girls got a nice ass except for her poobic hair

A: thats girls hot
B: yea but shes got poobic hair

by notdavidHitsKR September 18, 2010

poobicle

The cubicle in an office that is closest to the toilet, so the owner of the poobicle gets the smell of poop and hopefully air freshener every time the bathroom door opens.

"I know the status of everyone's digestive processes because my desk is in the poobicle."

by muerta January 11, 2012

poobonic plague

Intestinal disorder characterized by tremendous bowel movements not unlike diarrhea, but with an accompanying odor that makes even the afflicted person gag with disgust.

After the doctor heard Andrew's symptoms, he immediately diagnosed him with poobonic plague.

by RMusick March 12, 2012

Poobong

A type of illegal substance smoked in a bong.

Yeah mate, flaming poobong

by Noah the drain rat November 2, 2017