polynesian pogo stick

It all starts by getting down to business with a polynesian transvestite. First you have them butt chug a fifth of fireball whiskey. Once that mission is complete they use your dick like a pogo stick. And just before you cum in their ass they shit the fireball whiskey all over you.

Boys I've got a super classy lady boy looking to take shit to the next level. Gonna be a polynesian pogo stick kind of night for me!!!

by JohnnyfleXXX February 15, 2019

polynesian kissing

It's like french kissing a girl but only after eating her out while she is on her period .... Heavy flow period.

Last night I had some good Polynesian kissing with Becky and she said it tasted bitter.

by Whyareallthekoolnamestaken October 7, 2017

polynesian salad monster

a girl that is being extremely bitchy and acting depressed.

Guy: "What's up polynesian salad monster?"
Girl: "Nothing."

by studmuffinlsc July 9, 2011

polynesian peekaboo

when you sneeze on the back of someone's head and when they turn around you whip your dick out

(Jim sneezes on the back of Stacy and whips his dick out)
Stacy: wtf was that
Jim: A Polynesian peekaboo

by HosaBaby59 February 26, 2023

polynesian savior

unlike a savior in every aspect possible; one of crushing heartlessness.. one with potential to be beautiful, but fundamentally void of soul.

Trust in your polynesian savior, he will give you hope, but you will ultimately lose a friend.

by no one April 11, 2005

Polynesian Pile Driver

Perform a normal pile driver. Lay a woman on her back and force her legs over her head. The man squats over the woman and forces his erect penis downward into the woman's vagina. The man then thrusts up and down like a jackhammer. In addition, the man takes the spiky head of a pineapple and shoves it up the woman's ass providing a very unpleasant sensation, along with a nice aroma and possible bleeding. If you want to get fancy and perform a "Polynesian pearl piledriver" the man must also dip his balls in honey and shaved coconut adding to the pleasant aroma.

My bitch was in the mood for pineapples, so I gave her a Polynesian pile driver. Nonetheless she never asked for pineapples again.
Sex piledriver pineapple

by hoover50 November 7, 2015

Polynesian porpoise

Put your girl in the pile driver position. Put a pineapple ring around your cock and proceed to have anal sex

I gave my girl the Polynesian porpoise last night.

by Cliff Clavin April 7, 2022