Fred Poeser

Fred Poeser is a strict taker of the phones. A round fella for sure but all and all lovable. If you come across a Fred Poeser don't let him see your phone, he WILL take it away. He is a lover of guppies and keeps pigeons in his attic. He is a flannel enthusiast and will occasionally say hello. He has beautiful silver locks which he will let down on the special day. If he walks by it will smell like fish or guppy feed, so hold your nose.
If you shoot a Fred Poeser then a bird will fly out of the bullet hole so don't shoot him.

Person 1: Hey is that Fred Poeser?
Person 2: Dawg put your phone away
Person 1: Oh dear god! What's that fish smell?
Person 2: Dude, it's Poeser, he flushed his guppy down the toilet.
Person 3: But which one?

Poeser (suddenly behind them) : All of them! And now give me all your phones!

by Phymon May 6, 2018

Noomer Poomer

A male of Egyptian decent, who resembles that of an over-weight Hindu rapist.

I’m never going back to Willow-brook Mall, way to many Noomer Poomers

by NJCoptic September 10, 2019

Pomeranian Rim Job

When you're banging a girl and all of a sudden you feel asshole being played with, but realize it's not her. When you gain the courage to look back after enjoying it for a moment or two, you find her over excited Pomeranian licking your balloon knot.

Lastnight I was fucking this girl that I met online and in midstroke I was delighted by her dog who was a real pro at my favorite brush with beastialty the Pomeranian Rim Job.

by Reverse Cowboy March 8, 2011

pomeranian grenadier

(n.) a sexual act that becomes necessary when a) the girl is on top and b) she is not being energetic enough to fufill the frictionary needs of the male. the male takes bodily hold of her and actually works her up and down by his own muscular power

she was flopping around like a fish on dry land, so i had to execute the old pomeranian grenadier on her

by Chris Cliche July 12, 2004

Poeme

A type of dude who you can look too and say, "Damn Nigga." This applies for both males and females.

Damn nigga, that a good lookin Poeme.

by That's a big stack, nigga March 4, 2018

pemerson

To frustrate; specifically to offer something, or have something be within reach of a person, and then have that thing taken away.

I got pemersoned so hard last night, Ethan offered me a cookie and when I said yes he ate the whole thing in one bite.

Friend 1: "When I tried to meet with a nurse, student health services gave me an appointment and when I arrived they made me wait until I had to leave for class."
Friend 2: "Wow what a pemerson"

by Mal098 October 10, 2018

pomeranian

Small to medium fluffy dogs. They bark a lot and are sometimes cute.

Sparky is the fluffiest Pomeranian dog. Don't kick Sparky.

by Coffeemakesmehappy December 9, 2004