paytonism

When you can expertly determine the derivative of differentiable equationsin advanced calculus but when it comes to basic addition and subtraction, you're hopeless. A.k.a "bad math"

When Matthew couldn't figure out problem 37, he realized he had a paytonism in his work. 2+2 does not equal 3. Duh Matt.

by Coffsyrup March 31, 2015

plutonic

When you have a platonic sexual relationship but you know that the "just friends" part was never a real thing in the first place. You pretend like it exists, but it was always a myth, much like the planet Pluto.

JB: Let's be strictly plutonic friends who have sex whenever we feel like it.
Eris: Sounds great! I love pretending, so that will be fun.
JB: Great, can you give me a plutonic blow job?

by ohheykittykitty July 24, 2019

plutonic relationship

A relationship that creates great wealth, allowing both members to become plutocrats.

My cofounder and I just broke $10/million monthly in sales. We have a great plutonic relationship.

by jkoppel September 7, 2022

plumonium

One of Earth's rarest metals, found only in the mind of a Greg, while playing Simpsons Clue. It is an element easier to mine when exhausted due to lack of sleep.

Greg said during a game of Simpsons Clue "I think that it is Homer Simpson in the Frying Dutchman with the plumonium rod.

by Btram February 4, 2023

plutonic

a friendship or relationship in which there is no possibility of romantic progress.

"I like you, but only as a friend."

that's some plutonic shit right there.

by t2d.curious November 24, 2007

Paytonism

A religion for guys who date girls for two weeks then break up with them. Then he tries to date their best friends.

"Omg Josh just broke up with me, we have only been dating for two weeks!"
"Well duh! His religion is Paytonism!"

by tacosaf April 9, 2015

plutonium

The spiciest herb in the world, used by most Asian and Arab resteraunts to add flavor to their foods.

In 1958, however, the United States banned the use of plutonium in food, resulting in many plutonium spice companies either going bankrupt or moving out of the country.

Johnny: Dude! I just got some plutonium!

Dan: Are you shitting me!?

Johnny: I shit you not! I'm gonna make some General Taos Chicken with it!

Dan: That shit's gonna be awesomely spicy!

by The Keasbey Knight April 26, 2008