You're laying in a haystack, someone grabs a plum, puts it on their thumb, shoves up the anus, and twists. They take it out, lick it, and declare they are ready for pie.
Created by Caitlin Hasaboner (aka Slutty Pineapple)
Created by Caitlin Hasaboner (aka Slutty Pineapple)
by t!ts mcgee June 18, 2009
Get the Tennessee Ass Plum mug.1. After anal intercourse having a piece of fecal material stuck to your penis.
2. After vaginal intercourse having a clot of blood on your penis, presumably from the woman having recently had or is still on her period.
Etymology: Nursery Rhyme Little Jack Horner
2. After vaginal intercourse having a clot of blood on your penis, presumably from the woman having recently had or is still on her period.
Etymology: Nursery Rhyme Little Jack Horner
Tom: Fuck my ass.
Kevin: OK.
(after just finishing)
Kevin: You dirty fuck Tom, you made me pull out a plum. Now I have to go wash your shit off of my dick.
Tom: Occupational hazard, you faggot.
Kevin: OK.
(after just finishing)
Kevin: You dirty fuck Tom, you made me pull out a plum. Now I have to go wash your shit off of my dick.
Tom: Occupational hazard, you faggot.
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"Dude, did you see Peter give Sally a Tennessee Ass Plum last night?"
"Hell yeah I saw that! The plum pie we had afterwards tasted extra delicious."
"Hell yeah I saw that! The plum pie we had afterwards tasted extra delicious."
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Dispatcher: "What's the problem there?"
Caller: "I got a human foot."
Dispatcher: "Have a what?"
Caller: "A human left foot in my recently purchased smoker."
Dispatcher: "What's your name?"
Caller: "My name's ... and it's plum nasty, got me grossed out."
Caller: "I got a human foot."
Dispatcher: "Have a what?"
Caller: "A human left foot in my recently purchased smoker."
Dispatcher: "What's your name?"
Caller: "My name's ... and it's plum nasty, got me grossed out."
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