Ploop

The son of a stinky poop. You can find this exquisite creature in the lands of plumbing. Have fun kissing this bad boy. I'm assuming gender.

Your a Ploop.

by JDHewngdocwg May 12, 2018

Ploop

The sound a perfectly round turd makes when it hits the water in the toilet bowl.

*poop ploops in toilet bowl*
*me on my snapchat story*- "bros, I just had the most satisfying ploop ever."

by BDE69 October 28, 2019

Ploop

Small fart

My boyfriend thought I farted but I assured him it was just a ploop

by Potaris Smith October 2, 2020

ploop

someone who sucks at giving head

they just gave me head and their a ploop
im sorry man

by orangejuiceisgood February 16, 2023

Ploop

When a person poops in their hand, licks it, then puts it in the toilet.

Have you taken your daily ploop yet, sweetheart?

by Oscarthebabyhippo September 10, 2023

Ploop-Ploop

Ploop-Ploop is the name of Chloe's fish in one of Jian hao Tan's
Youtube videos. Not only is he a fish but Chloe's best friend too.

Ploop-Ploop goes out with Chloe every time.

by Hannah George June 8, 2020

ploop shower

The toilet water that cleanses your buttocks while taking a, usually, exceptional crap.

I got a really nice ploop shower the other day after I ate that bean chalupa.

That ploop shower was so loud; I heard it from the other side of the house!

by Ashley and Abby February 9, 2008