phattoo

Someone who is a coward or is scared of performing/doing a certain task.

He’s being such a phattoo by not fighting him.

by Big daddy123 April 4, 2021

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Platookie

A word used to describe the violent act of shitting on your neighbors yard

Yo... I heard that jack did a platookie because mr.greendic was playing music to loud

by Mrs.saggypussi October 20, 2022

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Plattoo • platoon • plantoon • platfoot • Platoo • Pattoo • phattoo • platooga • Platookie • Platooned

-A group of women who seem to smell like a combination of fresh water tuna and . Stay away from these women because they will not hesitate to have sexual relations with you in order to obtain your stash of cheeseburgers.

-Also a group of small children who collect there tears for the purpose of seasoning their tuna.

1.

"What's that smell, Brian?"

"It seems to be that tuna platoon by the bar, rubbing cheeseburgers all over their bellies."
2.
"What's that smell, Brian?"
"It seems to be that tuna platoon crying all over their tuna sandwiches."

by rpskrilla October 7, 2011

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Pee-on Platoon

Workers that fill minor support roles on the job ("assistants"), yet somehow tend to be the focus of the frustrations and negative emotions that are ever-present in the workplace.

Owner to Manager: "Company profits fell last quarter."

Manager to Salesperson: "Company profits fell last quarter because of the subpar performance of our sales team."

Owner, Manager, and Salesperson to assistant: "You lazy unproductive dipshit!

Assistant muttering to self: "Smoked a little weed in high school and wound up in this pee-on platoon"

by Lazy Slacker July 31, 2009

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