tortinos pizza rolls

the best thing on earth

CONSUME THE TORTINOS PIZZA ROLLS JOHN BRING ME MY LASAGNA JOHN

by EHEHEHEHEHHEHEHEHE January 23, 2021

california pizza roll

While giving anal outdoors in the summer, you donkey punch her so hard, she spews liquid shit everywhere, resembling an exploded pizza roll.

Ayo girl, want a california pizza roll?

by BabyWhiteSeal May 10, 2016

Pizza Roll

A pizza roll is a bunch of something that i'm not sure of rolled into a little roll. And as soon as you bite into those little fuckers it bursts out the other end, so you have to stuff the whole thing in your mouth. Only to realize its like a mouthful of lava! Pizza-y, yummy lava! ...... but that doesnt mean it doesnt burn like shit

"hey man, I'm going to go make some Totinos Pizza Rolls"

"bring me something cold to drink bro, those things are fuckin hot! ... little shits"

by pseudonym01258912947125094 January 2, 2009

Maine Pizza Roll

The act of shitting in someone else’s pants while they are still wearing them.

Yo, I gotta shit so I’m gonna give you a Maine pizza roll.

by sick mo'fo October 3, 2018

memphis pizza roll

When a person is preforming oral sex on a partner, and the person bites a herpe until it begins to ooze out puss and blood like a hot pizza roll.

Eric likes to give his one night stands a memphis pizza roll.

by memphis pizza roll October 5, 2017

pizza roll

something you always want to eat and never want to stop eating it

Hey give me all the pizza rolls now

by Jamie Dobb December 22, 2015

pizza roll fuckism

Whenever you get left home by yourself and you run out of lotion so you just fuck some pizza rolls and nut in them then eat them to get rid of the evidence

I got diagnosed with pizza roll fuckism yesterday

by Boosh got a fat ass head January 18, 2021