zucchini pirate

A person who pillages and plunders any penis-shaped vegetable so he can stick it up his own ass or the ass of his pirated partner

Dude, he is hanging out with all the chicks, why? Dude, he is not a threat to them, since he is a zucchini pirate looking only for homo vegetable play friends, arg!!!

by Stagmen March 29, 2017

pirates vs ninjas

A popular fight between two entirely different groups. Based on two different internet subcultures, Pirates and Ninjas, as two very different stereotypes battling out to death. May sometimes have robots, cowbows, or ghosts added to it. The phrase is also used as Ninjas vs Pirates.

One Piece Nerd: Pirates would totally win in a battle between Pirates vs Ninjas!

Naruto Nerd: No! Ninjas always win!

by SuperCowManTypePerson October 2, 2006

The Pirate Bay

The largest bittorrent tracker in the world, freely available to everyone without registration or membership fees. The Pirate Bay is a Swedish project not only famous for its assortment of downloadable movies, tv series, games and pr0n, but also for its sincere and cheeky responses to legal threats from various software corporations.

"It is the opinion of us and our lawyers that you are fucking morons, and that you should please go sodomize yourself with retractable batons.

Go fuck yourself.

Polite as usual,
anakata"

- from The Pirate Bay legal threats section

by Xschtar February 5, 2006

Porch Pirate

Person or persons who steal packages off of unsuspecting customers porches or front door areas.

"Man, I just got my shit stolen from a porch pirate"

by DigglerOU812 December 15, 2011

Foxy the Pirate Fox

An animatronic from the horror game Five Nights at Freddy's. He is a fox that is a pirate.

Foxy the Pirate Fox killed me in Five Nights at Freddy's.

by dpittre24 November 22, 2014

Poop-deck pirate

Someone who is a forceful sodomist.

The gang banger in the corner is a Poop-deck pirate so stay away unless you like it!

by I, Wreckerrr August 1, 2019

Steve the Pirate

The coolest person on the Average Joe's dodgeball team. Is horribly harrassed, turned into a non-pirate, then sees a chest full of treasure and with a "Gar....Peter." is converted back into the Steve the Pirate we all love.

Steve The Pirate: The dread pirate Steve be in no man's debt. I'll make a barter with ya; true as the north star. In exchange for your kindness, I'll be sharing me buried treasure with ya... once I find it, that be.

by Captain Maggot September 7, 2008