Dream pipe

a girl you frequently dream about having sexual intercourse with. I.E. piping.
John: yo Tommy who’s your dream pipe?
Tommy: Kristine bro she’s smokin
by t.ri.stan April 7, 2019
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Alaskan dream pipe

freezing your poop and then doing someone up the butt with it
Guy: I need a new way to fuck my girl

Friend: dude, if she's kinky you should alaskan dream pipe her

Guy: what's that?
(friend explains)
Guy:(pukes) BLLAARGHH!!!
by BIG WILLY THE THIRD April 20, 2010
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Pipe dream

Neil Josten is a pipe dream and not a hallucination

By: Andrew Minyard
"You were supposed to be a side effect of the drugs"

"I'm not a hallucination,” Neil said, nonplussed. “You are a pipe dream,” Andrew said.” “Hope was a dangerous, disquieting thing, but he thought perhaps he liked it.”
by Evlabia January 22, 2022
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Pipe Dream

A concept that is Invented in one’s head, but in all actuality, has 0% chance of working-

This term is generally used when one meets their own fate “biting more than one can chew.”

A.K.A “Eyes Bigger Than Stomach Syndrome.”
Me: Man! That dude! He had a pipe dream that he could actually beat me!

Friend: (Witness)- Wow! He swallowed his own teeth!

Me: I expected more of a fight- I think he swallow his teeth-
by yourface019 January 10, 2021
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Pipe dream

I dreamed that you want to happen, but it’s very unlikely and will probably never happen
It’s a pipe dream to be with your best friend for the entirety of your life
by Fruit Hunter April 5, 2023
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Pipe dream

When you just want that cock so bad that you’re dreaming day and night about it.

Very sus, but admittedly so. Can be used as a compliment.

In reference to Kusorare’s openly homosexual gay hip-hop lyrics. Famous for his gay version of Gummo (Cummo), Sickomode (Dickomode), and A lot (A lot of bootie).
«That boy is my pipe dream.»
«I want that dick in my dreams. Call it pipe dream.»
«Can’t get this pipe dream out of my head. I want it
by PipeKing April 15, 2021
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Pipe dream

When you put a 15000ftlbs bullet in a pipe cannon backwards with uranium in the chamber to force Cas to reverse 314 abortions you didn't consent to
I waiting for Guelph parants to realize their living in a pipe dream reality
by Cody5050 December 18, 2022
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