Twenty One Pilots

Twenty One Pilots are just two local beans just trying to stay low, and stay alive. Tyler Joseph, the singer is the big bean, he's known for screaming instead of singing. Josh Dun is the baby bean and he is known for back flips and coffee

A: Twenty One Pilots is a nice band
B; Yeah, Josh doesn't get enough credit though

by alaskatheglitch October 7, 2016

Blackhawk Pilot

The Nickleback of helicopter pilots.

Blackhawk pilots are the Nickleback of helicopter pilots.

by SuudoPseudonyn August 13, 2018

Hillbilly Palm Pilot

(noun) The palm of one's hand, as used for jotting down notes, lists and/or things to remember.

Sarah Palin couldn't remember her core principle's during a pre-screened and scripted Q & A session, so she scribbled them on her hillbilly palm pilot.

by ImHungry4Biscuits February 8, 2010

Pilot Jones

A significant other and/or fuck buddy who is also a drug dealer.

She got you high then she took you home? Looks like you got a pilot jones.

by BigBlackBear February 19, 2013

rug pilot

An Arab. So-called because, stereotypically speaking, they ride around on rugs like ALaddin. Probably the funniest racist term ever coined.

Aladdin ain't shit, he's just a damn rug pilot

by Eazy E May 7, 2003

Ploughman's Lunch

Cunnilingus, or the stimulation of the female genitals by a tongue, male or female.

Sally loved having her pussy licked so Steve would often have a ploughman's lunch.

by Nikki-D March 24, 2007

Pilot Fart

n. A fart or series of farts (plu. Pilot Farts), that exist in the bowel ahead of a piece of crap (ass-tern) that virtually escort a large clump of faeces through the colon and out of the anus. They are most recognisable when one feels the need to have a dump and a series of pre-farts begin evacuating the ass hole. Scientists believe this is due to the plunger or piston mechanism of the faecal loaf seal that compresses and forces air through the bowels.

A notable feature of the Pilot Fart, is the remarkably nauseating and revoltingly disgusting smell they discharge. This is believed to be as a result of the fart having direct physical contact with the faecal loaf while inside the rectum, which causes micro particles of crap to dislodge and become airborne and suspended in the fart - which is detected once the ejected fart enters the nasal cavity of the 'smeller', lodging itself on the sensory cells and being absorbed into the 'smellers' blood stream.

The name Pilot Fart is believed to have originated due to the manner in which the flatulent air runs ahead of the turd, much like a wide load lorry or an escorting tug boat.

"I think I need to use the bathroom soon. I'm starting to have pilot farts"

"Here I sit, broken hearted
Went to s*** but Pilot farted.
Now's the time, to take my chance,
went to fart but s*** my pants."

by Refreshment Boxx October 22, 2013