Southbound Mud Pile

When one defecates into a box and/or large envelope and sends it to a random southern address located in any state below West Virginia.

"Clark never liked the south. So one day he sent an Alabama resident a southbound mud pile."

by Punchy McAssface Jr. March 29, 2010

Gomer's Pile

Gomer's Pile is what Sgt. Carter found in the toilet.

Sgt. Carter: Corporal Boyle, do you know what I seen in the latrine?
Corp. Boyle: What's that, Vince?
Sgt. Carter: Gomer's Pile! Pileeeeeeeee!

by jump the shark December 28, 2011

Pikeydegradable

A pikeydegradable item is one which is left outside a bin or a skip and is removed by travellers for personal use or for scrap simultaneously overnight.

"Hey neighbour, you cannot just leave that washing machine lying in the street ! "

"Relax, its pikeydegradable.. it will be gone in the morning "

by Hcnerfekaj April 22, 2009

Pilpy

When you feel sloppy or flappy. Sometimes it's a good thing.

I'm feeling kinda pilpy.

by Pilpmaster J November 8, 2021

a miserable little pile of secrets

A man. A male human being.

A miserable little pile of secrets!

Richter Belmont: Die, monster! You don't belong in this world!

Vlad Tepes Dracula: It was not by my hand that I am once again given flesh! I was called here by /humans/ who wish to pay me tribute!

Richter: Tribute? You steal men's souls, and make them your slaves!

Dracula: I suppose the same could be said of all religions...

Richter: Your words are as empty as your soul! Mankind ill needs a savior such as you!

Dracula: What is a man? A miserable little pile of secrets! But enough talk... Have at you!

by Dremark May 23, 2006

Alaskan Pancake Piledriver Upsidedown Milkmachine

Take a woman out into the woods and tie her to a tree stump upside down. Then proceed to pour maple syrup over her naked body while you drive your penis into her resembling a "piledriver". While riding a moose, and occasionally using a milkmachine to lactate her breasts. And feed the milk to the moose.

Best if done while wearing nothing but a ski-mask and a bow tie. This act is exctremely illegal except if done on the 4th of July while holding a sparkler in your left armpit while you sing the "National Anthem" backwards.

Sam: This 4th of July is gonna be crazy Pam gave me permission to try a Alaskan Pancake Piledriver Upsidedown Milkmachine.

Joe: Nice I am definately jealous. If its not too much to ask bring me back some milk.

by superbadchicksgivinmemclovin March 11, 2011

putrid pile

A one man brutal death metal band from Racine Wisconsin composed of Shaun LaCanne. He peforms all instruments on stage including guitar, base, vocals, and drum programing. Since being formed in 1995 he has released 1 demo, 3 studio albums and 1 split. Bleed for Me (demo), Collection of Butchery (studio), The Pleasure in Suffering (studio), House of Dementia (studio), and Putrid Pile/Viral Load (split). Lyrical themes include serial killing, disembowelment, dismemberment, and necrophilia.

Guy 1:Dude I just got this sick new death metal album!
Guy 2:Nice, whose it by?
Guy 1:Putrid pile, pretty sick shit!

by dahmer213 January 1, 2012